Things you should never say on a date.

imperfect_cupcake · 10-11-2014, 04:33 PM

well, some people think its fun to make a femme huffy while making them do a dare. I get the thrill of that. But then, I'm 12.

SleepyButch · 10-11-2014, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by honeybarbara

well, some people think its fun to make a femme huffy while making them do a dare. I get the thrill of that. But then, I'm 12.

Oh don't get me wrong... I do like seeing a good femme foot stomp from time to time but I always want more. What can I say?

So that I'm not derailing this thread too much...

Something you should never say on a date to someone (and no I haven't said!)

Damn, I can't believe I got a real date! When I get home, my mom is going to be so proud....

imperfect_cupcake · 10-11-2014, 06:02 PM

things you should never say to me, personally (and yes they all happen):

- talk about what celeb you want to fuck

- Ask me, after me telling you that monogamy is a commitment for me, that in order to give you a "chance," at the cake part of our first date, I should be monogamous with you now, since we are now "dating" and you only monogamously date. That waiting for both people to be ready for a commitment is unfair.

- "just come casual. you don't need to dress up. just come in whatever. I'm good with regular clothes (meaning, their clothes), why do you need to dress up? it's just coffee. " *stabs out own eyes in frustration* why do butches here do this to me? I need 90 minutes to clean up from school (bathe, shave, put on make up, do hair, put on something that isn't oil wrecked sports clothes, my school wear). argh!!! NO.

- the "I want a date but I'm too shy to ask for one so i'm going to make a massage appointment" ploy. Yes, I actually DO know that's what you are doing. And boy are you going to get a shock when you actually get round to asking me... when I tell you I can't date you because you are now a patient and even if I don't see you as a patient again, I need to legally have a year between out last clinic appointment and our first date. SUPRISE! Don't cha just wish you'd sucked it up and asked me??

- "well, to be totally honest, the reason I stopped off at home was to borrow money from my girlfriend and the reason we ate pizza in the van on the warf with the back doors open to the view (something I thought was rather cool, I enjoyed that...) was because I didnt want anyone in the pizza place to see me with you."
"Oh. Ok. Im just going to get us beers. Stay right there" And I got my coat from the check, next to the bar, walked out through the fire door by the bar and caught the first bus going anywhere on the street outside.

Sweet Bliss · 10-11-2014, 09:02 PM

Telling me all about your therapy sessions ... not coffee date conversation material.

Or spending the entire date telling me how amazing/ brilliant /famous you are. Although the dead owl landing in your arms during a protest march captivated my rapt attention. Then I knew you were an oracle.

Taking me for a hike and expecting me to "put out" in a public area with children in the area. Are you insane? Not a rhetorical question. Really. Are you frickin' insane? I don't even know your address!

Crying and getting angry at me because it's your birthday tomorrow and I didn't buy you dessert after dinner. One.... you never told me it was your birthday .... two... I'm not your exe that used your money to buy your birthday presents.... three ... you are a therapist. Take your own advice.

Lesson 371 don't be friends with a therapist who needs therapy.

cinnamongrrl · 12-27-2014, 07:18 AM

bumping! Cuz it's my vicarious thrill.....

Gemme · 12-27-2014, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

Telling me all about your therapy sessions ... not coffee date conversation material.

Or spending the entire date telling me how amazing/ brilliant /famous you are. Although the dead owl landing in your arms during a protest march captivated my rapt attention. Then I knew you were an oracle.

Taking me for a hike and expecting me to "put out" in a public area with children in the area. Are you insane? Not a rhetorical question. Really. Are you frickin' insane? I don't even know your address!

Crying and getting angry at me because it's your birthday tomorrow and I didn't buy you dessert after dinner. One.... you never told me it was your birthday .... two... I'm not your exe that used your money to buy your birthday presents.... three ... you are a therapist. Take your own advice.

Lesson 371 don't be friends with a therapist who needs therapy.

Oh yeah. Major red flag there.

So much for patient confidentiality, huh?

MrSunshine · 12-27-2014, 07:21 PM

I'm sure if someone said they wanted to eat my face, I wouldn't be very happy. (Can't get out of zombie mode today) THANKS OREMA!
Now if they just started eating it, that would just be rude!

C0LLETTE · 12-28-2014, 01:58 AM

"You remind me of a few of my exes"

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10-11-2014, 09:02 PM	#4
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,268 Times in 2,159 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Telling me all about your therapy sessions ... not coffee date conversation material. Or spending the entire date telling me how amazing/ brilliant /famous you are. Although the dead owl landing in your arms during a protest march captivated my rapt attention. Then I knew you were an oracle. Taking me for a hike and expecting me to "put out" in a public area with children in the area. Are you insane? Not a rhetorical question. Really. Are you frickin' insane? I don't even know your address! Crying and getting angry at me because it's your birthday tomorrow and I didn't buy you dessert after dinner. One.... you never told me it was your birthday .... two... I'm not your exe that used your money to buy your birthday presents.... three ... you are a therapist. Take your own advice. Lesson 371 don't be friends with a therapist who needs therapy.

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