What Cracked You Up Today?

cinnamongrrl · 10-30-2014, 07:20 AM

Last night...

I was having a nice talk with my landlord and heard a cow bellowing in the pasture across the way. I asked him why he was hollering and he said "well...let me listen" So he hears him bellow and says "That's a bull. All he's sayin is 'come here' and if he gets a cow interested he'll make ENTIRELY different kinds of noises" He kimda chuckled then and said " Animals and people ain't as different as you'd think".

Im learning sooo much!

Wrang1er · 10-31-2014, 08:28 AM

I was walking out of the women's restroom and the lady walking in sees me and stops to make sure she's going into the right one. It makes me laugh every time.

Gemme · 10-31-2014, 05:57 PM

Shake It Off Parody

Bèsame* · 10-31-2014, 08:32 PM

A customer comes in this afternoon, perusing the jewelry table. My associate goes over to help her. I'm standing not far away, I can hear the conversation and it goes like this;

Customer, " I'm looking for a pearl ring for my Halloween costume party tonight"
Associate, " oh, what is your costume? "

" I'm going as a lady of the night"

Me, in my head, taking a double take. Your going as a Hooker??

Customer to associate, you know, did you read, 'Fifty Shades of Grey' ?

Me in my head, now thinking...you need leather not a pearl ring! Lol

10-30-2014, 07:20 AM	#1
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,661 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,232 Thanked 27,597 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Last night... I was having a nice talk with my landlord and heard a cow bellowing in the pasture across the way. I asked him why he was hollering and he said "well...let me listen" So he hears him bellow and says "That's a bull. All he's sayin is 'come here' and if he gets a cow interested he'll make ENTIRELY different kinds of noises" He kimda chuckled then and said " Animals and people ain't as different as you'd think". Im learning sooo much! __________________

10-31-2014, 05:57 PM	#3
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10-31-2014, 08:32 PM	#4
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,387 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,131 Thanked 40,951 Times in 10,737 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	A customer comes in this afternoon, perusing the jewelry table. My associate goes over to help her. I'm standing not far away, I can hear the conversation and it goes like this; Customer, " I'm looking for a pearl ring for my Halloween costume party tonight" Associate, " oh, what is your costume? " " I'm going as a lady of the night" Me, in my head, taking a double take. Your going as a Hooker?? Customer to associate, you know, did you read, 'Fifty Shades of Grey' ? Me in my head, now thinking...you need leather not a pearl ring! Lol __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

10-31-2014, 08:28 AM	#2
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	I was walking out of the women's restroom and the lady walking in sees me and stops to make sure she's going into the right one. It makes me laugh every time.