best text you received today

Talon · 11-19-2014, 10:27 AM

Me:.....lucky for me.

Franky: I know, I know, little Irish girl.

Me: Don't call me little, limpdick.

Franky: Shhhhhhh...

Bèsame* · 11-19-2014, 01:45 PM

Picture of a hand drawn blueprint to his heart.

(Swoon)

11-19-2014, 04:44 PM

Hello handsome

JDeere · 11-19-2014, 04:55 PM

Her dude! Wake the fuck up, I need a ride to walmart.

Me:what do I get out of it

Her: a big kiss and some candy

Me:be there in 20

Her: you big sucker

clay · 11-19-2014, 05:07 PM

and no, I will NOT be your house boi"........

EnchantedNightDweller · 11-24-2014, 01:39 AM

Me: You are special to me.
Him: and you to me.

Kenna · 11-24-2014, 09:35 PM

My sister: too bad dogs can't use credit cards!

Me: why? Why would your dogs need credit cards? They're already spoiled.

My sister: since I retired in April, Russell would have enough Frequent Flyer Miles to go to Scilly and back!

Me: why does Russell need to go to Scilly?
(Long silence)

My sister: never mind. I forgot they put dogs in a 3 month quarantine before they let them fly to Scilly. Russell couldn't handle quarantine.

Me: smh...retirement must be treating you well? You're finally bored enough to think about dogs earning Frequent Flyer Miles.

A. Spectre · 11-24-2014, 09:44 PM

8:23 pm (her) - need advice

8:24 pm (her) - bug bug bug

8:25 pm (her) - i need you, i need your attention

8:27 pm (me) - you need to get laid

8:30 pm (her) - need Butch advice

8:37 pm (me) - contact me at this number xox xxx ooo xxxx

EnchantedNightDweller · 11-26-2014, 12:11 AM

Will you be my girl?

Blade · 11-26-2014, 05:52 AM

No text yet, most normal people are still in bed or at work

Candelion · 11-26-2014, 07:32 PM

"Looking at you over the top of My glasses...I smile..."

A. Spectre · 11-27-2014, 09:40 AM

10:33: pm (her) - happy thanksgiving ace

10:34: pm (her) - happy thanksgiving ace!

10:35: pm (her) - HAPPY THANKSGIVING ACE!!!

10:45: pm (me) - oh gosh, you as well

Kenna · 11-27-2014, 11:58 AM

(From a woman almost twice my age) come on Get a wiggle on!

Candelion · 11-29-2014, 06:54 PM

$10 gets ya lots more a nickel

Blade · 11-29-2014, 09:32 PM

Well aren't you special?

chuckles....of course I am

Kenna · 11-30-2014, 08:54 PM

I'm proud of you, mom. You're a damn strong woman! And you taught me to be a damn good cook! But don't worry...I will always call you for recipes and advice like you did with Momma D

A. Spectre · 12-03-2014, 10:37 AM

10:02 pm (her) - hi! wanted to let you know I made it home

10:04 pm (her) - my date lasted longer than expected

10:06 pm (her) - hello?

10:23 pm (me) - how many is that now? 4, 5, 18?

10:25 pm (her) - you are such a brat!

Bèsame* · 12-03-2014, 11:27 PM

....smart, beautiful, witty, sassy, good kisser, sexy as all get out, and the list goes on...

Um..what is "all get out" ?

A. Spectre · 11-22-2014, 09:44 AM

6:46 pm (her) - guess what i did today?

7:05 pm (me) - was whatever you were doing legal?

7:06 pm (her) - whaaaat?!

7:08 pm (her) - wanted to let you know i went diving today with full make up on.

7:15 pm (me) - do you look like that character in 'whatever happened to baby jane?'

7:16 pm (her) - haha pout

Bèsame* · 11-22-2014, 10:12 PM

ok, I like waiting on you, it's always worth it

11-19-2014, 01:45 PM	#2
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,391 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,133 Thanked 40,957 Times in 10,741 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	Picture of a hand drawn blueprint to his heart. (Swoon) __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

11-19-2014, 04:55 PM	#4
JDeere Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Transgender Preferred Pronoun?: He/him/his Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 17,752 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 31,018 Thanked 28,834 Times in 9,708 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	Her dude! Wake the fuck up, I need a ride to walmart. Me:what do I get out of it Her: a big kiss and some candy Me:be there in 20 Her: you big sucker __________________ Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. Albert Einstein

11-19-2014, 05:07 PM	#5
clay Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch (Silver Fox) Dom Daddi Preferred Pronoun?: 50 Shades of Clay Darker & Deeper Relationship Status: married to my forever Join Date: May 2011 Location: salt air & sandy beaches Posts: 13,136 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 97,020 Thanked 31,667 Times in 7,748 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	and no, I will NOT be your house boi"........ __________________ To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. ~Robert Brault

11-24-2014, 09:35 PM	#7
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	how my sister uses her time after her recent retirement My sister: too bad dogs can't use credit cards! Me: why? Why would your dogs need credit cards? They're already spoiled. My sister: since I retired in April, Russell would have enough Frequent Flyer Miles to go to Scilly and back! Me: why does Russell need to go to Scilly? (Long silence) My sister: never mind. I forgot they put dogs in a 3 month quarantine before they let them fly to Scilly. Russell couldn't handle quarantine. Me: smh...retirement must be treating you well? You're finally bored enough to think about dogs earning Frequent Flyer Miles. __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

11-26-2014, 05:52 AM	#10
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	No text yet, most normal people are still in bed or at work __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

11-19-2014, 10:27 AM	#1
Talon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Divine Feminine Preferred Pronoun?: . Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: . Posts: 4,921 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,246 Thanked 10,223 Times in 3,305 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Me:.....lucky for me. Franky: I know, I know, little Irish girl. Me: Don't call me little, limpdick. Franky: Shhhhhhh...

11-19-2014, 04:44 PM	#3
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	Hello handsome

11-24-2014, 01:39 AM	#6
EnchantedNightDweller Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: her, she Relationship Status: Being single is a good thing and I like it. Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Texas Posts: 1,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,907 Thanked 2,462 Times in 803 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Me: You are special to me. Him: and you to me.

11-24-2014, 09:44 PM	#8
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,076 Times in 1,495 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	8:23 pm (her) - need advice 8:24 pm (her) - bug bug bug 8:25 pm (her) - i need you, i need your attention 8:27 pm (me) - you need to get laid 8:30 pm (her) - need Butch advice 8:37 pm (me) - contact me at this number xox xxx ooo xxxx

11-26-2014, 12:11 AM	#9
EnchantedNightDweller Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: her, she Relationship Status: Being single is a good thing and I like it. Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Texas Posts: 1,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,907 Thanked 2,462 Times in 803 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Will you be my girl?

11-26-2014, 07:32 PM	#11
Candelion Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she/her/you Relationship Status: He can till my field. Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,396 Thanked 4,032 Times in 896 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	"Looking at you over the top of My glasses...I smile..." __________________ http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...g?t=1416947695

11-27-2014, 09:40 AM	#12
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,076 Times in 1,495 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	10:33: pm (her) - happy thanksgiving ace 10:34: pm (her) - happy thanksgiving ace! 10:35: pm (her) - HAPPY THANKSGIVING ACE!!! 10:45: pm (me) - oh gosh, you as well

11-27-2014, 11:58 AM	#13
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	(From a woman almost twice my age) come on Get a wiggle on! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

11-29-2014, 06:54 PM	#14
Candelion Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: she/her/you Relationship Status: He can till my field. Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,317 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,396 Thanked 4,032 Times in 896 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	$10 gets ya lots more a nickel __________________ http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...g?t=1416947695

11-29-2014, 09:32 PM	#15
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Well aren't you special? chuckles....of course I am __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

11-30-2014, 08:54 PM	#16
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,193 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I'm proud of you, mom. You're a damn strong woman! And you taught me to be a damn good cook! But don't worry...I will always call you for recipes and advice like you did with Momma D __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

12-03-2014, 10:37 AM	#17
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,076 Times in 1,495 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	10:02 pm (her) - hi! wanted to let you know I made it home 10:04 pm (her) - my date lasted longer than expected 10:06 pm (her) - hello? 10:23 pm (me) - how many is that now? 4, 5, 18? 10:25 pm (her) - you are such a brat!

12-03-2014, 11:27 PM	#18
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,391 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,133 Thanked 40,957 Times in 10,741 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	....smart, beautiful, witty, sassy, good kisser, sexy as all get out, and the list goes on... Um..what is "all get out" ? __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

11-22-2014, 09:44 AM	#19
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,076 Times in 1,495 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	6:46 pm (her) - guess what i did today? 7:05 pm (me) - was whatever you were doing legal? 7:06 pm (her) - whaaaat?! 7:08 pm (her) - wanted to let you know i went diving today with full make up on. 7:15 pm (me) - do you look like that character in 'whatever happened to baby jane?' 7:16 pm (her) - haha pout

11-22-2014, 10:12 PM	#20
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,391 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,133 Thanked 40,957 Times in 10,741 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	ok, I like waiting on you, it's always worth it __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.