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Old 11-24-2014, 04:12 PM   #1
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When you can no longer read the fine print.

Also, I am grumpy a lot more now lol.
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when going out to eat just doesn't give you that excited o'boy feeling anymore. It's like geez shower change clothes drive all the way back to town. Wait on a table, order, they bring the wrong stuff, forget to bring the extra condiments. Eat wait on the check, tip them more than they deserve and drive all the way back home. Coulda already cooked cleaned up the kitchen and been in my sweats watching TV by then.

LOL grumpy ole fart I am
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When the only people laughing at your jokes are your grandchildren and only cause they want a cupcake.
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When the theme song from the tv show *The Love Boat* plays and I can sing it word for word.

This actually happened today and only two others who knew it: sang it with me!
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When you start comparing pill boxes at the pharmacy.

When the pharmacist knows you by name.

When you open your mouth and your mother comes out.

When it snows and you are prepared to hunker down until Spring rather than shovel.


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you know you're getting old when...




you can relate to EVERYONES post on this thread.. oh good lordy. lol
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When you make a joke about staying inside because
its icy out and you don't want to slip and break a hip.
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When you can no longer read the fine print.
When your arm is not long enough...lol
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Old 12-13-2014, 08:54 AM   #10
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...you get less and less grumpy commensurately with how much less you give a crap about what other folks think, do or say.
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when you think you can stay up past midnight, and then wake up in the morning with a hangover feeling.


when you turn on the radio, and think everything is CRAP, until you reach the "classic" station, and jam out.
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When you give serious thought to calling a plumber to install a new shower head.
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When ya niece looks at you like you have lost it by telling her music was once in cassette form, to which she says what are cassettes lol
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When you think of someone you went to college with, look them up on FB and you start figuring up how old their kids should be and they arent kids at all heck their kids are about old enough to have grandchildren
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When you don't have plans for New Years Eve, away from the living room.

When you doubt you'll even be awake at midnight, but maybe.
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