What Cracked You Up Today?

Kobi · 12-11-2014, 08:59 AM

Blaze · 12-13-2014, 04:42 PM

Being told to open a package very carefully to which I did. Then being all excited about the puzzle and grinch questionnaire.
Texting a thank you! Then being asked if I looked inside. I said emm hmm.. she said what did you see? I said pretty stickers, puzzle and note.. and sent proof. .
Again did you look inside? I didn't want to open the wrapping because of stickers, so I opened the side. This time I carefully opened the wrapping all the way. And inside the best gift ever! A tracing of her hand, with colored nails and a message. .
Cracked me up that for once I listened carefully and almost missed the best part of my surprise gifts. . Hears to listening, lol

Zimmeh · 12-13-2014, 07:26 PM

Going to my job tonight after Christmas shopping. When my coworker opened the drive thru window, I said, "I need a tall peppermint mocha" in a deep Southern accent. He laughed so hard and closed the window on me. When he came back, I handed him three Hershey chocolate bars for the people closing.

12-13-2014, 07:26 PM	#3
Zimmeh Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Me Relationship Status: I am a human and not a possession Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Volusia County, FL Posts: 6,746 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 23,549 Thanked 13,442 Times in 4,317 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Going to my job tonight after Christmas shopping. When my coworker opened the drive thru window, I said, "I need a tall peppermint mocha" in a deep Southern accent. He laughed so hard and closed the window on me. When he came back, I handed him three Hershey chocolate bars for the people closing. __________________ "A loving heart is the truest wisdom" -Chinua Achebe

12-11-2014, 08:59 AM	#1
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,622 Times in 7,640 Posts Rep Power: 21474861

12-13-2014, 04:42 PM	#2
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Being told to open a package very carefully to which I did. Then being all excited about the puzzle and grinch questionnaire. Texting a thank you! Then being asked if I looked inside. I said emm hmm.. she said what did you see? I said pretty stickers, puzzle and note.. and sent proof. . Again did you look inside? I didn't want to open the wrapping because of stickers, so I opened the side. This time I carefully opened the wrapping all the way. And inside the best gift ever! A tracing of her hand, with colored nails and a message. . Cracked me up that for once I listened carefully and almost missed the best part of my surprise gifts. . Hears to listening, lol