What Is Your Best Holiday/Gag Gift Prank Ever???

Blade · 12-28-2014, 09:05 PM

Years ago, I would go get my exes paycheck every Friday and bring back lunch. There was a guy that worked there and every week he would ask "what did you bring me". Finally, I started telling him I'd fix and bring him something for Christmas.

Sooooo I fixed up a shirt box with wax paper on the inside and piled it full of dog poop I had scooped that morning. Taped it shut and wrapped it. When I went in to get the check, he ask "where's mine" I said its in the truck,I'll be right back.

I came back to the breakroom with the box and handed it to him. He said it's heavy must be chocolates or something baked. I smiled and nodded. He opened the box and started gagging and cleared the breakroom out.

Ted never did ask me what I brought him again.

12-28-2014, 09:05 PM	#7
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Years ago, I would go get my exes paycheck every Friday and bring back lunch. There was a guy that worked there and every week he would ask "what did you bring me". Finally, I started telling him I'd fix and bring him something for Christmas. Sooooo I fixed up a shirt box with wax paper on the inside and piled it full of dog poop I had scooped that morning. Taped it shut and wrapped it. When I went in to get the check, he ask "where's mine" I said its in the truck,I'll be right back. I came back to the breakroom with the box and handed it to him. He said it's heavy must be chocolates or something baked. I smiled and nodded. He opened the box and started gagging and cleared the breakroom out. Ted never did ask me what I brought him again. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.