What Cracked You Up Today?

Gemme · 01-08-2015, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Degotoga

It's been a rough week for the Steves of the world.

One of my favorite Steves of all time.

Daniela · 01-11-2015, 08:29 AM

It's not a new video, but it makes me LOL every time.

Gemme · 01-11-2015, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Daniela

It's not a new video, but it makes me LOL every time.

If you liked that one, try Denver's best/worst antics.

Blade · 01-11-2015, 01:40 PM

After getting my nest made to watch the Cowboys, I threw the foot of the recliner up, Skip crawled up on my lap, I covered us up and then said DAMN Skip where's Daddy's glasses. I was ticked off I had everthing like I wanted it and didn't have my glasses.

No problem I can make the words on the screen bigger. I turned on my tablet, chuckles...get ready for this, raised the tablet up to read and saw my glasses sitting on top of my head in my reflection in the tablet. SMH and LMAO

MrSunshine · 01-14-2015, 04:11 PM

She called to check my pulse, she always says that.

Mom: Did you have lab today?

Me: no Mom that's tomorrow.

Mom: I got my oil changed today, I know, I'm such a baller.

Lmao she's 81

Daniela · 01-15-2015, 08:24 AM

This:

The new must-have accessory for your pet's butthole.

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/rear-gear-dog-butt-covers/

bright_arrow · 01-15-2015, 03:52 PM

Late night nose taps accompanied by "Boop!"
Had me laughing so hard my cheeks hurt and I couldn't breathe

SnackTime · 01-18-2015, 03:49 PM

The play-by-play text messages

Shystonefem · 01-18-2015, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SnackTime

The play-by-play text messages

Lmao... just returning the favor.... (Even though I know you didn't need it) LMAO

SnackTime · 01-18-2015, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Shystonefem

Lmao... just returning the favor.... (Even though I know you didn't need it) LMAO

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EnchantedNightDweller · 01-22-2015, 03:25 PM

Kindergarten boy just grabs the prettiest girl in class & kisses her right on the lips. Even funnier was me trying to keep a straight face and be the adult! I just said, "Look, I know she's pretty but you can't do that at school!" Lol

C0LLETTE · 01-22-2015, 03:50 PM

me, but I've sworn myself to secrecy not to talk about it to anyone but myself.

Bèsame* · 01-22-2015, 11:24 PM

SnackTime · 01-27-2015, 07:43 PM

Asking a question and it being playfully avoided...

In the end, it all got turned around and I ended up answering the question before the person that was originally asked...LOL

really need to stop giving into the pout

EnchantedNightDweller · 01-28-2015, 12:38 PM

My cousin's girlfriend sending me a request on Facebook to like her sex shop business in Europe. Lol Um, no, I don't think so. Can't wait to tell my mom!

(Not that I'm opposed to them, just not gonna advertise it!)

FemmeBibliophile · 01-28-2015, 01:09 PM

You'd have to know to understand... But still. Heheh!

Daniela · 01-28-2015, 02:59 PM

This ad for Domino's Sriracha pizza in Israel...the tongue has a ballgag.

http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/domin...myspiritguide1

Talon · 01-28-2015, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by EnchantedNightDweller

My cousin's girlfriend sending me a request on Facebook to like her sex shop business in Europe. Lol Um, no, I don't think so. Can't wait to tell my mom!

(Not that I'm opposed to them, just not gonna advertise it!)

Really?....you're soooooo above it.

01-11-2015, 01:40 PM	#4
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	After getting my nest made to watch the Cowboys, I threw the foot of the recliner up, Skip crawled up on my lap, I covered us up and then said DAMN Skip where's Daddy's glasses. I was ticked off I had everthing like I wanted it and didn't have my glasses. No problem I can make the words on the screen bigger. I turned on my tablet, chuckles...get ready for this, raised the tablet up to read and saw my glasses sitting on top of my head in my reflection in the tablet. SMH and LMAO __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

01-14-2015, 04:11 PM	#5
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,891 Times in 1,155 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Mom! She called to check my pulse, she always says that. Mom: Did you have lab today? Me: no Mom that's tomorrow. Mom: I got my oil changed today, I know, I'm such a baller. Lmao she's 81

01-18-2015, 03:49 PM	#8
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01-22-2015, 11:24 PM	#13
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01-27-2015, 07:43 PM	#14
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01-11-2015, 08:29 AM	#2
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01-15-2015, 08:24 AM	#6
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01-15-2015, 03:52 PM	#7
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01-22-2015, 03:25 PM	#11
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01-28-2015, 12:38 PM	#15
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01-28-2015, 01:09 PM	#16
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01-28-2015, 02:59 PM	#17
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