I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail

SleepyButch · 01-18-2015, 02:39 PM

We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time baby.. but if you'd like to...

cinnamongrrl · 01-18-2015, 03:03 PM

Ohhh my god.

I was just talking to my roomie about pickup linea 10 minutes ago! Freaky!!!!

Sooo one that I find memorable....

"Id really like to introduce you to my friend, Stanley. My power tool."

Check please!

SleepyButch · 01-18-2015, 03:19 PM

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

imperfect_cupcake · 01-18-2015, 04:23 PM

Done by a butch in a bar -

She inhaled a helium balloon then said while leaning in a swanky manner on the bar "I'm Luke skywalker and I'm here to save youuuuuuuuuuu"

Totally worked.

Done by one of my exes at a party -

Sat down in front of me with a rolled ciggy dangling out the corner of her mouth and one of the hosts tea towels in her hand.

She said nothing but carefully and quickly folded the tea towel into a roast chicken, held it up and winked at me. Then asked me if I wanted a beer to go with the chicken.

Totally worked.

C0LLETTE · 01-18-2015, 05:36 PM

"My ex-partner, KD Lang, bet me that you'd let me buy you a drink."

Only fails if you're trying to buy a drink for KD Lang's ex-partner.

cinnamongrrl · 01-18-2015, 06:20 PM

My cousin told me a girl once said this to him...

"I like your pants. They'd look good on the floor next to my bed."

Damn...

SleepyButch · 01-18-2015, 06:22 PM

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

cinnamongrrl · 01-18-2015, 06:28 PM

My cousin told me a girl once said this to him...

"I like your pants. They'd look good on the floor next to my bed."

Damn...

homoe · 01-18-2015, 07:27 PM

I've heard that same line BUT it was told by a butch to a femme & it was her dress that would look good!

01-18-2015, 02:39 PM	#1
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,511 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,248 Times in 2,754 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Inspired from another thread.. We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time baby.. but if you'd like to... __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.

01-18-2015, 03:03 PM	#2
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,661 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,232 Thanked 27,597 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Ohhh my god. I was just talking to my roomie about pickup linea 10 minutes ago! Freaky!!!! Sooo one that I find memorable.... "Id really like to introduce you to my friend, Stanley. My power tool." Check please! __________________

01-18-2015, 03:19 PM	#3
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,511 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,248 Times in 2,754 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I've never used any of these but might have to start lol Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful. __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.

01-18-2015, 06:20 PM	#6
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,661 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,232 Thanked 27,597 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	My cousin told me a girl once said this to him... "I like your pants. They'd look good on the floor next to my bed." Damn... __________________

01-18-2015, 06:22 PM	#7
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,511 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,248 Times in 2,754 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.

01-18-2015, 04:23 PM	#4
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,712 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Done by a butch in a bar - She inhaled a helium balloon then said while leaning in a swanky manner on the bar "I'm Luke skywalker and I'm here to save youuuuuuuuuuu" Totally worked. Done by one of my exes at a party - Sat down in front of me with a rolled ciggy dangling out the corner of her mouth and one of the hosts tea towels in her hand. She said nothing but carefully and quickly folded the tea towel into a roast chicken, held it up and winked at me. Then asked me if I wanted a beer to go with the chicken. Totally worked.

01-18-2015, 05:36 PM	#5
C0LLETTE Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?: "I" and "we" Relationship Status: Very good. Thank you for asking. Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 11,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,676 Thanked 15,174 Times in 4,340 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"My ex-partner, KD Lang, bet me that you'd let me buy you a drink." Only fails if you're trying to buy a drink for KD Lang's ex-partner.

01-18-2015, 06:28 PM	#8
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,661 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,232 Thanked 27,597 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	My cousin told me a girl once said this to him... "I like your pants. They'd look good on the floor next to my bed." Damn... __________________

01-18-2015, 07:27 PM	#9
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,549 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I've heard that same line BUT it was told by a butch to a femme & it was her dress that would look good!