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Old 01-24-2015, 06:39 AM   #1
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I forget what they call it in the very old days when they put a tiny hole in your skull to let out the bad spirits....but I need that...this front is making sooo much pressure in my head...


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Old 01-24-2015, 07:07 AM   #2
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I need about two more hours of sleep!
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Someone to truly listen and not just nod.
A third cup of coffee.
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For this headace to stop.

There's a nasty virus going around at work and its hit me hard. I think (hoping) it's near the end.

The worst part for me now is a nagging headache that won't go away.

Haven't eaten any solid food since Thusday. Living on freshly-squeezed green juice, water, and protien drinks. I might try some soup later today.
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I need someone to be my big spoon and I need for this snow to stop!
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I could use a neck and should massage and a really good, easy-to-use, speech-to-type program so I could dictate my BFP posts while lying down or in a hot tub.
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A hand to hold? A lap to rest my head in while I finish this book. More coffee.
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Right now, I need a new partner's love and affection. I need to be able to love them in return. I ache for that. I miss it. I yearn in moments like today.
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I need someone or something to "take the damn squeak toy" out of a crazy sounding, whiny-ass chihuahua that screeches and cries continuously with the most annoying high pitched "squeak toy" like voice I've ever heard because of his separation anxiety from his daddy...he MUST BE GLUED to his daddy or he screams his head off! ...
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A lit candle that smells like dark sweet cherries...
For tomorrow to be a pain free day...
To talk to Momma D...
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Needing...someone to turn off the humidity. Thanking you in advance, I'm nice like that 😉
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A good horror movie(not talking about reality)

It Follows was not bad,that giant freaked me out.

Something to give me an ol'fashion nightmare,don't get any these days/nights.

Holy shit! I should be careful what I wish for...
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