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Old 02-04-2015, 03:31 PM   #1
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Eating the Thanksgiving stuffing at my in-laws. It was cooked inside the bird and tasted very meaty/metallic/liverish. Blaghhhh

WWTLTY got ripped off?
In June, when I rented this apartment for an exorbitant amount of money and expected to have functioning toilets, hot water and consistently working elevators.

wwtlty "lusted in your heart" or whatever it was that Jimmy Carter lusted in?

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Old 02-04-2015, 04:06 PM   #2
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In June, when I rented this apartment for an exorbitant amount of money and expected to have functioning toilets, hot water and consistently working elevators.

wwtlty "lusted in your heart" or whatever it was that Jimmy Carter lusted in?

About a minute ago when you mentioned Jimmy, he lusted in my cock drawer.



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Old 02-04-2015, 04:19 PM   #3
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About a minute ago when you mentioned Jimmy, he lusted in my cock drawer.



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It fits in a drawer?

Some years ago when Montana finally instituted a speed limit and no one bothered to tell me.


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It fits in a drawer?

Some years ago when Montana finally instituted a speed limit and no one bothered to tell me.


wwtlty littered

Who said anything about "it" or the size of my drawer or Jimmys eyes for that matter.


Probably when I was a kid, which yes, that was a long time ago.


WWTLTY were spanked?
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Who said anything about "it" or the size of my drawer or Jimmys eyes for that matter.


Probably when I was a kid, which yes, that was a long time ago.


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He lusted into an empty drawer?

never

wwtlty were rude to a telemarketer who was probably some poor kid earning minimum wage ( or less) for making those calls?
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last time someone was rude to you?
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