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Old 09-11-2013, 12:44 PM   #21
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Today my fur kids were out in the yard barking,jumping howling like all hell had broken loose.It did,there was a big snake crawling through my yard,you gessed it they wanted to fight it,I ran outside and grabed them both at the same time then ran to the house.How we all didnt get bit I have no idea.I called animal controle about it and they found it in my neighbors yard in some old tires...so glad its gone but where one is another is somewhere so they spent a big part of the day snake hunting then found a couple of others.I do hope they found them all.
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Getting a phone call saying my mom is being transferred to icu and isnt doing good and the doc needs to know what life-saving measures to take
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Getting a phone call saying my mom is being transferred to icu and isnt doing good and the doc needs to know what life-saving measures to take
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I was getting in the shower and moved the shower curtain back with my arm....it encountered what felt like...well....a person....so I kind of panicked and threw back the shower curtain completely and....nope....nothing there......freaky tiki....
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I was out by myself having dinner and reading a book. I guess I got absorbed in the book because she came up behind me to ask if I needed anything and it scared the SHIT out of me! I jumped a mile.
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the close proximity that some people consider a "safe traveling distance". Really???
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A spider dropped onto the dressing table as I was drying my hair. If I'd leaned forward half an inch it would have dropped onto my head.

Spider dispatched, heart rate and blood pressure almost back to normal, I switch from hair dryer to hot brush and......BANG! It was smoking while still in my hair.

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My best friend's younger brother has started watching a show called RL Stine's The Haunting Hour on The Hub network. I watched an episode with him called "Dreamcatcher" and about peed myself! That show is pretty darn scary! It takes me back to when I used to watch Goosebumps and Tales from the Crypt.
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my daughter totaled her car today...she could have really been hurt...i am so glad she is ok
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The HUGE bug in the kitchen sink with a thousand creepy legs!!! Uggggg!!
I grabbed the spray bottle of Grease Lightening to "poison" it...but when it started running I jumped and flipped on the scalding hot water...thank god it didn't know how to swim!!

NOT screaming was a huge accomplishment for me!
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A cat fight on the deck...it woke me out of a sound sleep!
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This happened Christmas eve and I am still having twitches. . .
Went to Walmart to pick up dog food, as I was walking down one of the isles there was VALENTINES CANDY aaaahhhhhh!!! already- Christmas was not even over

curses to the consumer gods curses I say
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The dog at my clients house lunged and snapped at me today. Dogs always love me, so it hurt my feelings more than anything...but I did feel a lil shaky as I left...yikes
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going across an icy bridge on friday and the cars in front of me stopping because they were going too slow and lost traction...i tapped my break to see how slick it was...i lost traction and started going faster...about the hit the van in front of me i changed lanes, cutting off the car in that lane...i crossed the bridge passing everyone who was stopped....i love my little car it does great on ice but that was very scary and i was shaking after...
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