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02-01-2015, 02:26 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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A picture sent from Disney
I don't know who was more excited to be there The Christmas Elf or her Mom, I haven't seen JH in any of the pictures, He must be the photographer. Picture of The Elf and Mickey Mouse and LTB at some kind of breakfast with Mickey thing. They were both smiling so big. I think if The Elf smiled any bigger her teeth would fall out. Can't wait until they go to the "Prince Castle" and until she see's all of the "Frozen" characters. OMG she will be rotten.
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02-01-2015, 02:40 PM
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This morning... Upon realizing that GB was absolutely right... I laughed my ass off.
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02-01-2015, 02:41 PM
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Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status:
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02-04-2015, 06:28 AM
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Ummmm Relationship Status:
Nah 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine
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My Sisiter!
My sister married this douche years ago and it took forever to get a divorce, he just wouldn't sign.
Yesterday we were talking and the subject came up about him. Me: why did you marry him anyway? Her: well, you know, he was like a moped, really fun to ride but you wouldn't want anyone to see you on it. Lmao! |
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02-04-2015, 04:24 PM
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wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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My lil mama....shes always telling me my weather forecast. Her phone has an app. Its just so damn cute that my mom uses apps....
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02-05-2015, 10:14 AM
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lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: The Deep South
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This little guy...
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02-20-2015, 03:39 AM
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She just gets me 
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I am laying in bed and Juliet the kitty girl is done asleep on the bottom corner... Well all of a sudden she rolls and falls off the bed I sat up quick to be sure she was ok already starting to giggle and she looks at me as if to say I ment to do that... Then stomped off ... I lost it lol
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02-22-2015, 01:05 PM
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The guy demonstrating non-stick cookware on QVC right now just burned the living daylights out of the chicken he was cooking!
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02-22-2015, 03:55 PM
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Happy on my journey to Self- Love!! :-) 
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What Cracked You Up Today?
We were talking about the crazy things customers say and do in the retail grocery business.
One of the managers was reminiscing about the middle aged lady who came in one day complaining. Customer loudly: This is tuna is terrible! Manager not really looking responds: What's wrong with it? Customer even louder: Why do you sell such terrible tuna? This is the worst tuna I've ever had!! You should stop carrying it. Manager finally looks up at the customer and looks at the can, takes it from her hand and says: Ma'am this is the worst tuna you've ever had because this is tuna for Cats. It says so right on the label. Customer flustered...says well I want a refund and walks off to continue her shopping. |
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02-22-2015, 09:11 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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**loved by many** 
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I ordered wings for dinner, and when I saw the receipt, with my phone number and name in ex-large font, my jaw dropped and my eyes got so wide. How did this happen??? I have just a slight idea, lol. It was my first name alright, but it was his last name. What a sight...I busted out laughing.
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02-24-2015, 12:34 PM
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you.
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Gemme's youtube video of worst Family Feud answers...
Holystupidity Batman.... I will never eat hamster eggs either!
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02-24-2015, 01:07 PM
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02-24-2015, 06:31 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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You like that?
Try this one! |
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03-02-2015, 07:57 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
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Mom...I felt noiseyated this morning, but I'm better now.
"noiseyated" What the hell is noiseyated? That's the way she says it. Chuckles, as a southern woman how does she get nois sound out of naus? I must have repeated that word 30 times on the way home and after I got home. Thinking of every way to use it with every sentence. It just struck me funny.
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03-02-2015, 10:21 PM
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The GF and I were watching House of Cards (again) tonight,
Probably for the 10th time, I commented on Robin Wright's fantastic legs peeking out of her pencil skirts. My GF, who never says stuff like this replied: "Ok, I think we have already established that we'd both like to fuck Robin Wright". Uh, yes.
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03-03-2015, 09:22 AM
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Last night at work watching a couple students sledding on what looked like trays from the dining hall down a hill on south campus .. then one took a header off the makeshift sled right into a snow bank oh the little things
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03-04-2015, 03:14 AM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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married to my Boo Daddy <3 
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Whilst assembling a lego set...
"I had a man between my legs, where'd he go?!" Cue snicker, giggle, pause, giggle giggle, pause, giggle.. 
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03-04-2015, 10:18 AM
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She is the gamer girl to my gamer boy 
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03-04-2015, 11:50 AM
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A guy on the checkout at the discount supermarket.
I'd bought a large jar of Colman's English Mustard, w/collectors label, and decided to get the other items I wanted at the other supermarket across the road. Going through the checkout the dude asked in the most deadpan manner "...and is this the extent of your weekly shop this week Sir?" Not exactly funny but cracked me up
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