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Old 03-24-2015, 08:02 PM   #1
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My cousins would say this if you stood in front of the tv...........

""You're not made of glass" "Your daddy wasn't a glass blower" ..so move your ass outta the way of the tv"
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my mother always said ( to indicate her bill paying struggles ) -
"you can't take money from a naked man's pocket "

lol ahuh
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Related. Now that would be wicked pissah.

How about zit zat case closed?

Or a cock and bull story?

Does a bear shit in the woods?
Is the pope catholic?

I wonder if phrases have like an expiration date that makes them old fashioned. Some of the ones I've mentioned my parents said and I still say. I wonder when they become old fashioned?

Like maybe poppycock is old fashioned? Although it's a word my mouth enjoys saying.
I love poppycock and it's food now too, so it's obviously exempt from any old-fashioned deletion scheme.

With the exception of the zit zat one, yes. I am very familiar with the rest.



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My cousins would say this if you stood in front of the tv...........

""You're not made of glass" "Your daddy wasn't a glass blower" ..so move your ass outta the way of the tv"
I used to get 'you make a better door than a window'.
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[QUOTE=Gemme;979967]I love poppycock and it's food now too

Poppycock is a food!! I guess it hasn't made it to Montreal yet. The market has to be such as to make it worth the price of repackaging in both French and English for distribution in Canada. Or maybe I just haven't seen it. I must confess food shopping, truthfully shopping in general, isn't my favorite way to spend my time so it's not beyond the realm of possibility that I just missed it.
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I love poppycock and it's food now too, so it's obviously exempt from any old-fashioned deletion scheme.

With the exception of the zit zat one, yes. I am very familiar with the rest.





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I love poppycock and it's food now too

Poppycock is a food!! I guess it hasn't made it to Montreal yet. The market has to be such as to make it worth the price of repackaging in both French and English for distribution in Canada. Or maybe I just haven't seen it. I must confess food shopping, truthfully shopping in general, isn't my favorite way to spend my time so it's not beyond the realm of possibility that I just missed it.
Are ya'll talking about this poppycock?


I'm not sure if it can be considered "food" in the nutritional sense. I love it, anyway.
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my mother always said ( to indicate her bill paying struggles ) -
"you can't take money from a naked man's pocket "

lol ahuh
Never heard that one.

To indicate her bill paying struggles my mother always said you can't get blood from a stone but I like your mother's better.
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