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Old 03-28-2015, 06:52 AM   #1
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two I grew up hearing......."it's colder than a gold digger's azz in the Klondikes".................."it is cold enough to freeze brass balls off a monkey"........neither of which I have ever seen......
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My mother says "colder than a witch's tit" but I don't under stand the reference...
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I haven't read through the whole thread, so excuse me if this is a repeat.

My Dad never wore a watch, so when asked what time it was, he would day..."it's a hair past a freckle", while looking intently at his bare arm.
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I haven't read through the whole thread, so excuse me if this is a repeat.

My Dad never wore a watch, so when asked what time it was, he would day..."it's a hair past a freckle", while looking intently at his bare arm.
I heard from my grandparents sometimes " half past a monkey's ass" when I asked what time it was!
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growing up outside the U.S., we would push a "grocery wagon" and not a "cart" at the grocery store! Not sure if that is due to a difference in regional "talk", or an old-fashioned expression.
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It's colder than a well digger's ass is one I heard often when I was younger.

And here's one for a whooping ....Go get me a switch so I can whoop your ass with it.
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