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Old 04-28-2015, 03:59 PM   #141
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I'd usher you in, give you a hug, pick you up by your waist and set you on the kitchen counter while I make big mugs of tea and sammiches.
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Old 04-28-2015, 04:44 PM   #142
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If you knocked on my door today, i'd pull you inside, offer you a piece of freshly baked lemon cake...and spend all afternoon getting to know you.
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Old 04-28-2015, 05:24 PM   #143
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I'd be embarrassed because, like a bad poster, I didn't read the first page of this thread. So I accidentally gave Besame a wedgie (sorry Besame!!!!!). I thought I was opening the door to someone else.

So I'd let you put a dunce cap on my head and stick me in the corner of my house for a few minutes. After that you could raid my fridge and try on my clothes (only if you wanted to).
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I did not read the first post containing instructions either but I still want lemon cake and good conversations.
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If you knocked on my door, you would be greeted by two terrorists, I mean terriers and some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies or brownies!
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I would invite you to join me for happy hour at a restaurant on the reservoir. Then I'd buy us both a cold drink and get to know you while we sat on the patio listening to music and watching the colorful sails on the water.
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Old 04-29-2015, 02:20 PM   #148
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my dogs would bark. of course that would probably be everyday. and I probably wouldn't answer because I would think you were trying to sell me something.
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Old 04-29-2015, 02:25 PM   #149
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my dogs would bark. of course that would probably be everyday. and I probably wouldn't answer because I would think you were trying to sell me something.
Gee, thanks. Lol
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If Daniela knocked on our door, we would greet her, invite her in, and be certain to serve FRESH creamer for her coffee! Chuckling.....
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Depends who knocks on my door, I only let a select few in.
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If Clay and his lady knocked at my door...

I'd be so happy to meet clay i'd probably hug and hug him sooooooo hard i would have to stop so he could breathe! Lol

Then i would spoil them, and cook for them, and then we'd talk all night!
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Well IF it were a femme knocking, I'd invite her in, offer her a cold drink and engage in interesting conversation hopefully!
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I would frisk you to see if you brought ice cream. If not, we would be jumping in the car to go get some.
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come on round back...help with the fire in the fire pit. Let's sit and talk the night away...
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It's a bit chaotic right now...but I'm getting stuff done. And my mama always says.. it gets worse before it gets better...

I did make lunch though...so I'd happily feed you!
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I'm fixing to declutter cupboards in the kitchen so if you knock I'm gonna prolly hollar "come in" and once you get in, gonna put you to work helping...LOL
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