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Old 05-30-2015, 03:48 PM   #161
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You had better be carrying frozen frappacchino's and a deep dish pizza with anchovies on my half.
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You had better be carrying frozen frappacchino's and a deep dish pizza with anchovies on my half.
If you knocked on my door today, you'd find my hair in a mess and me wearing shorts and t-shirt still sitting on my couch doing nothing. Sorry no pizza especially with anchovies.......yuck
and what the hell is a frappachino anyways?



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If trutexan knocked on my door, i would expect your hair to be at least brushed, and I'd invite you in for some conversation.
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Old 05-31-2015, 07:54 AM   #167
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Hello wild! We should do lunch
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Hi Besame! Since your birthday was this weekend, I made this for you:


Aren't I talented? My internet culinary skills far surpass my IRL skills.
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Hi Besame! Since your birthday was this weekend, I made this for you:


Aren't I talented? My internet culinary skills far surpass my IRL skills.
If Daniela knocked on my door today I'd be asking her where my fruit is since I can't have cake.
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I didn't see you hiding behind Besame, BUT I just whipped this up for you. Here ya go...enjoy!

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I didn't see you hiding behind Besame, BUT I just whipped this up for you. Here ya go...enjoy!

If you brought that to my door, I'd hug you and squeeze you and call you George........lol.......
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Old 06-02-2015, 10:28 PM   #172
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Aren't I talented? My internet culinary skills far surpass my IRL skills.
Your just too sweet! Thank you Daniela! Your internet culinary skills won't get chopped!
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If you knocked on my door today (or any other day, for that matter),
you would be standing there a long long time!

If you rang the bell, you would also be standing there a long time, til you decided to turn yourself around...and leave.

(But, if you called first, you may actually see the door open!)
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If you knocked on my door this morning I'd invite you to sit outside with me over a pitcher of iced ginger tea while I do some work in my garden.
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If you knocked on my door today, I'd invite you in, ask if you wanted a cold drink or something to nibble on, and then want to have a discussion on the republican candidates who are without a doubt the most entertaining ones I've seen in awhile!
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I'd invite you in, offer you something to drink and a place to sit, then I'd make you my guinea pig since I'm in the midst of making kale chips and energy bites. That's what you get for showing up unannounced! Ok, so that's what you'd get even if I knew you were coming for a visit. What can I say? I got stuff to do!
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If you knocked on my door today, you would possibly run away screaming! The two youngest grandkids 1.5 and 6 are over today, and talk about terrible twos! I might just leave you with them and go swimming. haha nah, I love them, I am just glad they have gone home now.
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You are supposed to say what you would do if the person in the prior post showed up at your door. Soooooooo

If Homoe showed up at my door, Kasey and I would fix sticky rice and we would laugh and talk all night.
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