I Wish I Had A Dollar For Every Time........ - Page 2

JAGG · 12-11-2010, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by softness

for everytime someone asks me what label I am ....

I m really starting to get offended by this...

Tell them you're the buy one get one free label, for today and today only. When I feel myself getting irrated by something, that I know wasn't meant in a bad way, I just make jokes about it. Kind of entertain myself with it all, and then I don't take it so personal. ooops bump

Billy · 12-10-2010, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Duchess

For everytime someone asked, "Are those real?".

Well I don't think I have ever asked that But why can't I find that girl bouncing her boobs on the smiley list

Soft*Silver · 12-11-2010, 09:52 AM

he lied to himself....

Melissa · 12-11-2010, 12:07 PM

I wish I had a dollar for every time a student has used the my Grandma/Grandpa died late assignment excuse.

and I wish I had a dollar for the my computer died, has a virus, locked up, crashed excuse, too.

I could have retired at 35!

M

Billy · 12-12-2010, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Billy

Well I don't think I have ever asked that But why can't I find that girl bouncing her boobs on the smiley list

Found some !

bright_arrow · 12-12-2010, 06:11 PM

I wish I had a dollar for every time I run through the "checklist" before we leave the house

TickledPink · 12-12-2010, 06:29 PM

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone asked me if mine were real!

MY EYES, that is! No, I do not wear contacts!

JAGG · 12-11-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Duchess

For everytime someone asked, "Are those real?".

What???

Holy cow, boy some people have alot of nerve. How rude!!!

JAGG · 12-11-2010, 08:59 AM

Wish I had a dollar for everytime I play spider solitare , when I really should be doing something else.

Blade · 12-12-2010, 07:59 AM

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank)

Jaques · 12-12-2010, 08:03 AM

wish i had a dollar for every time the missus says she's leaving me, boy would i be rich............but of course im richer cos she hasnt...........lol!

Kenna · 12-12-2010, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank)

Ohhhhhh no you don't!!!
I get the finders fee, knothead!
I wish I had a dollar for every time you've "lost" your glasses or that really nice fancy flashlight I got ya! (BTW, how MANY pairs of glasses do you have between the house and truck?)

Blade · 12-12-2010, 08:28 AM

Three that I know of, and you are real good at sniffing them out for me. I think you was a Golden Retriever in your last life.

me...... Or maybe Nancy Drew....so tell me Blade where'd you last see them

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Ohhhhhh no you don't!!!
I get the finders fee, knothead!
I wish I had a dollar for every time you've "lost" your glasses or that really nice fancy flashlight I got ya! (BTW, how MANY pairs of glasses do you have between the house and truck?)

Kenna · 12-12-2010, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Three that I know of, and you are real good at sniffing them out for me. I think you was a Golden Retriever in your last life.

me...... Or maybe Nancy Drew....so tell me Blade where'd you last see them

Woff Woff!!
Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!!
Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!"
Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes!

Blade · 12-12-2010, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Woff Woff!!
Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!!
Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!"
Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes!

Well be sure and pack the dirt tight when you cover the holes up, we don't need to be stepping in holes and breaking an ankle or anything. Don't make me tie you to a tree...arf arf to make you behave

Blade · 12-18-2010, 08:05 PM

I pick up a card and put it back....doesn't matter the occasion, I have to have the right card for the person I'm buying it for. It has to look right on the outside and the inside text has to be right too. Gosh it is a long drawn out process for me to pick a card.

Blade · 12-21-2010, 08:47 PM

I wish I had a dollar for every time "Billy the Exterminator" say "Dude" "whoa dude"

pajama · 12-21-2010, 08:57 PM

I wish I had a dollar for everytime The Boy ate the last of something that I either haven't had any of, or only had one serving/packet of.

scootebaby · 12-21-2010, 09:02 PM

i wish i had a dollar for everytime i...
i could fund a small city

i went to get milk from fridge and there wasnt enough to drown a roach(bc to him it wasnt empty so didnt need to toss out or tell me we were low

heard the words "im sorry" "i forgot" yeah another small city im sure

have gotten up to semi-pee at night.....yeah a vacation for the family to puerto rico

Starbuck · 12-21-2010, 11:01 PM

I wish I had a $1 for every time I had to pick up after my 19 year old son! It's not that he's not been taught, it's just that he doesn't listen too well and he's a typical college student. Still trying to figure out how to get him to do as I ask w/o having to resort to yelling.

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12-12-2010, 07:59 AM	#10
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12-21-2010, 08:47 PM	#17
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I wish I had a dollar for every time "Billy the Exterminator" say "Dude" "whoa dude" __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

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