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I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank)
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wish i had a dollar for every time the missus says she's leaving me, boy would i be rich............but of course im richer cos she hasnt...........lol!
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I get the finders fee, knothead! I wish I had a dollar for every time you've "lost" your glasses or that really nice fancy flashlight I got ya! (BTW, how MANY pairs of glasses do you have between the house and truck?) |
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Three that I know of, and you are real good at sniffing them out for me. I think you was a Golden Retriever in your last life.
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Woff Woff!! Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!! Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!" Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes! |
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...I get asked by my students if my wrist tattoo is real....I now respond "No, I draw it on with a Sharpie Marker every morning. See yesterday it only had 2 birds. Today it has five" and they reply "Miss that sounds like alot of work. Why dont you just get a real one? as they walk away thinking Im nuts lol
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If I had a dollar for every dog poop I ever picked up I could afford to pay someone else to do it.
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For every time my best friend misses a turn or an exit when she is taling to me. Ha
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Seems to me, that you're the one that doesn't need a hole to step in to break something and then need stitches and big bandages on your knees! You're dumb luck, you'd slip on all these damn "a-kurns" and need a nurse for a week! (I wish I had a dollar for EVERY one of the acorns - a.k.a. "a-kurns" - in our yard!! I could buy out Bill Gates!) Woff Woff!! I haven't met a tree yet that doesn't step out of my way when I'm in Alpha Bitch mode. *revs up chainsaw* And I wish I had a dollar for every person that THOUGHT they could tie me to a tree and get away with it. The last person that tried, found himself stranded in the woods nekkid, used as squirrel bait. Smooches, Sweet -a.k.a. "High Power Priss with Power Tools*....*wraps herself in Pink Panther bathrobe and goes out to hug some trees* |
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I wish I had a dollar for every time the dog whines for water, potty bathroom, etc etc...I'd be rich wow...
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime I had to ask a coworker to clean up behind themselves.
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