I Wish I Had A Dollar For Every Time........

Blade · 12-12-2010, 07:59 AM

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank)

Jaques · 12-12-2010, 08:03 AM

wish i had a dollar for every time the missus says she's leaving me, boy would i be rich............but of course im richer cos she hasnt...........lol!

Kenna · 12-12-2010, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank)

Ohhhhhh no you don't!!!
I get the finders fee, knothead!
I wish I had a dollar for every time you've "lost" your glasses or that really nice fancy flashlight I got ya! (BTW, how MANY pairs of glasses do you have between the house and truck?)

Blade · 12-12-2010, 08:28 AM

Three that I know of, and you are real good at sniffing them out for me. I think you was a Golden Retriever in your last life.

me...... Or maybe Nancy Drew....so tell me Blade where'd you last see them

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Ohhhhhh no you don't!!!
I get the finders fee, knothead!
I wish I had a dollar for every time you've "lost" your glasses or that really nice fancy flashlight I got ya! (BTW, how MANY pairs of glasses do you have between the house and truck?)

Kenna · 12-12-2010, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Three that I know of, and you are real good at sniffing them out for me. I think you was a Golden Retriever in your last life.

me...... Or maybe Nancy Drew....so tell me Blade where'd you last see them

Woff Woff!!
Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!!
Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!"
Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes!

Blade · 12-12-2010, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Woff Woff!!
Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!!
Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!"
Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes!

Well be sure and pack the dirt tight when you cover the holes up, we don't need to be stepping in holes and breaking an ankle or anything. Don't make me tie you to a tree...arf arf to make you behave

little_ms_sunshyne · 12-12-2010, 09:39 AM

...I get asked by my students if my wrist tattoo is real....I now respond "No, I draw it on with a Sharpie Marker every morning. See yesterday it only had 2 birds. Today it has five" and they reply "Miss that sounds like alot of work. Why dont you just get a real one? as they walk away thinking Im nuts lol

Sachita · 12-12-2010, 10:40 AM

If I had a dollar for every dog poop I ever picked up I could afford to pay someone else to do it.

JAGG · 02-06-2012, 11:05 AM

For every time my best friend misses a turn or an exit when she is taling to me. Ha

Kenna · 12-12-2010, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Well be sure and pack the dirt tight when you cover the holes up, we don't need to be stepping in holes and breaking an ankle or anything. Don't make me tie you to a tree...arf arf to make you behave

*chuckles*

Seems to me, that you're the one that doesn't need a hole to step in to break something and then need stitches and big bandages on your knees! You're dumb luck, you'd slip on all these damn "a-kurns" and need a nurse for a week! (I wish I had a dollar for EVERY one of the acorns - a.k.a. "a-kurns" - in our yard!! I could buy out Bill Gates!)

Woff Woff!!
I haven't met a tree yet that doesn't step out of my way when I'm in Alpha Bitch mode. *revs up chainsaw*

And I wish I had a dollar for every person that THOUGHT they could tie me to a tree and get away with it. The last person that tried, found himself stranded in the woods nekkid, used as squirrel bait.

Smooches,
Sweet -a.k.a. "High Power Priss with Power Tools*....*wraps herself in Pink Panther bathrobe and goes out to hug some trees*

lipstixgal · 12-12-2010, 10:12 AM

I wish I had a dollar for every time the dog whines for water, potty bathroom, etc etc...I'd be rich wow...

diamondrose · 12-13-2010, 06:54 AM

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I had to ask a coworker to clean up behind themselves.

12-12-2010, 07:59 AM	#1
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little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	...I get asked by my students if my wrist tattoo is real....I now respond "No, I draw it on with a Sharpie Marker every morning. See yesterday it only had 2 birds. Today it has five" and they reply "Miss that sounds like alot of work. Why dont you just get a real one? as they walk away thinking Im nuts lol Last edited by little_ms_sunshyne; 12-12-2010 at 10:08 AM.

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Sachita Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Completely in love Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Virginia Posts: 3,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,564 Thanked 8,992 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	If I had a dollar for every dog poop I ever picked up I could afford to pay someone else to do it. __________________ You either like me or you don't. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else. ~ Daniel Franzese

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Jaques Member How Do You Identify?: male/TG Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: England Posts: 220 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 51 Thanked 398 Times in 122 Posts Rep Power: 2583511	wish i had a dollar for every time the missus says she's leaving me, boy would i be rich............but of course im richer cos she hasnt...........lol!

12-13-2010, 06:54 AM	#12
diamondrose Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 1,384 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2 Thanked 2,895 Times in 923 Posts Rep Power: 13536274	I wish I had a dollar for everytime I had to ask a coworker to clean up behind themselves.