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04-17-2011, 02:35 PM
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04-17-2011, 05:31 PM
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She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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Someone's in direct competition with bete's thread.
Ooooooooooh. 
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04-22-2011, 06:58 AM
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This could go here AND in What Cracked You Up Today thread....
on Wednesday when Blade's Dad met me at work....
Dad: I really like those garden bins you gave me for my tomatoes.... I've got three done and put by the house, I want to put 6 there and I need 2 more for my shed....I need to get more potting soil; where did you get that stuff you gave me? Me: At that little farmer's market, on their front porch. Dad: *thoughtful look on face* Their porch? Me: yeah, right next to their front door. Dad: *very thoughtful look....you could just see the 'hamster turning its wheel'*... how much did you pay for it? Me: Eight Dollars Dad:  Eight Dollars??!!! Why did Blade tell me it was Seven?Me: Cause it's 7.99 *goofy grin* Dad: *very silly grin, amused laugh!* He's just like me!! 7.99!! We both CRACKED up!!! If you only knew how much they were alike!! Me: one more penny makes it 8. Dad: Yep, he's just like me.  Why is Kmart selling it for Ten Bucks? Me: I don't know, is it the same thing? Dad: Yes, I think so....why would Kmart sell it for 10$ and the market sell it for 7.99? Me: I don't know.... maybe it isn't the same thing.... I go to the market all the time, want me to pick you up some? Dad: naww, I'll get it. I just can't figure why Kmart sells it for more. Me: You big goof. *hugs him good bye* ***I adore that old man, he's a good soul!.... and makes me laugh every time we are together.***
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05-02-2011, 08:38 PM
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Jo laying on one side of sectional me sitting on other
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 Me: honey u didnt give full disclosure about "things" in the beginning Jo: ur just rubbing off on me Me: whens the last time you heard me Jo: last night---you made my eyes bleed Me: Jo: 
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05-08-2011, 06:51 PM
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Damon: "I am backing up (the show we were watching) because I am confused"
Me: "I stay confused" Damon: "I am not suprised living in a house with me" Me: (playing on my computer not EVEN thinking of what I was saying) "You can say that again!" Damon: .gif "Say What?") "Did you not think I could hear that?!?! I am not completely deaf you know."Me:  "Oops!"
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07-17-2011, 04:26 PM
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And you said I wasn’t your type!!! 
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Banjo, our Pom, picked out a cute lil baby dragon from the petstore. Cruel was sitting in recliner and Banjo kept putting the dragon on the arm of the chair and licking it.
Cruel: "Banjo, why do you keep licking your baby dragon?" Me: "If you had a baby dragon you'd lick it too."
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07-24-2011, 08:59 AM
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While sitting and watching "Two Fat Ladies" A cooking show that just cracks me up I love those ladies. One was making a kind of bread and I didn't hear what she called it.
Me to my daughter: Is she making spotted dick? (which is an english bread ) My daughter: ROFLMAO so hard she had tears Me: very mature for a 21 yr old My daughter: ahahahahahahaha those are words I never thought I'd ever hear from you Mama (while she is still rofl)
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07-27-2011, 10:44 AM
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me: 10 more nuts and I get another life
Wimsi: that's nice honey, hope you get your nuts ( few minutes later ) me: YAY ! Wimsi: you must of got your 10 nuts, I am proud of you
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07-31-2011, 07:07 PM
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shit heard in the car!
driving to the beach today
Me: look honey a produce stand Jo: doesnt look very good,they dont have anything Me: umm its Sunday they're closedMe: ( starting to laugh so hard im about to pee on myself) Jo: ( trying to pinch my arm) you need to lose some weight so i can get a grip on u! Me:
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07-31-2011, 07:22 PM
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Tonight, after making dinner, unloading the dishwasher.... Scoote: You never do anything for me. (said with a smirk) Me: I made you dinner. Scoote: Well you never make me anything else. Me: I made you jello, and chocolate trifle and... Scoote (interrupting) : Well, I don't have any hard-boiled eggs, do I????
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10-24-2012, 06:57 AM
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Cinnamongrl563 and I r sitting around talking about old football players and I brought up an old Ga football player this is how the exchange went:
Me: do u know who Herschel Walker is? Cinn: of course I do Me: I have met him and used to live about 20 miles from him. He went to the University of Georgia Cinn: too bad Ga doeant have a football team  :/
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10-24-2012, 07:29 PM
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10-26-2012, 12:23 PM
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me: what are you doing with a belt and a cigarette..
J: I'm....I'm trying to beat the cigarette..oh god why isn't the coffee done.. <It's pretty rare anyone makes less sense than me in the morning, but today Jess won by a landslide and then some.....>
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10-27-2012, 02:09 PM
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Bully: Wow this storm and arctic air running around is gonna reek havoc on people and OMG what it may do to the turnips in Ohio!!!
Belle: Are turnips that important to you? For real? Bully: moments pass.....Bully staring at me without blinking, slowly starts levitating two feet off the ground and floats towards me as her head turns in a complete circle 7 times. Speaking slowly... Bully: the TURNOUT!!! NOT turnips!!!! THE ELECTION OMG THE ELECTION TURNOUT!!!! ~ Geewhiz
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10-27-2012, 02:33 PM
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Shouted to my cat who has been madly digging in the litter box for what seems an eternity, "If you don't stop that infernal digging I'm having cat kabobs for dinner!"
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11-02-2012, 10:34 PM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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*Phoebe comes racing over and scoots her butt across the carpet.. I look at her, slightly horrified, and then smell poop*
Me: Uh, she just scooted her ass across the carpet.. EW! I think.. Abby: I smell poop. Bard: Yeah, she did right by the door. Me: Ewwww. Bard: Maybe she had a cling-on from Uranus. Me: OMG.. Abby: *..takes a minute then starts laughing* From Uranus! Your anus! And it comes from your anus! Me: Oh my god, this is going into the overheard thread... |
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11-02-2012, 11:01 PM
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Gemme in the lingerie thread
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We are trying to leave the house but I'm still gathering up the gimcracks I need...
Hym: Wallet? Keys? Phone? Me: Oh poo. My phone. I don't know where it is. Hym: Bathroom? Kitchen? Other coat? Me: I have no idea. Could you please call it? Hym: Um. *reaches for hys phone, and I continue to gather my shinies* Hym: You know, when I was at Dollarama the other day, I noticed they sold condoms. Me: *aghast* Wow. I'd trust that like I'd trust a balloon with a nail in it. Did you see any cool toys? What about those spatulas I like? Spatulae? Ugh. *flustered* Hym: *opens the door as I wander out* There. Distracted you out the door. |
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11-24-2012, 08:54 PM
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while going thu Wendy's drive - thru...
Me: $2.23 for a large fries? anonymous Friend on speaker phone: why don't you just get a couple off the dollar menu? long pause Me: that would still be $2 bucks, you goof Them : oh yeah, it would I love they always find something to make me laugh
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