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Old 10-22-2010, 02:03 PM   #401
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Whoa and I thought the passing out on my couch was bad.
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Whoa and I thought the passing out on my couch was bad.
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Scorp, that was so funny! My then 16 yr old future son-in-law had the art of burping through the entire alphabet down pat and proceeded to demonstrate this art form on our first dinner out; with him, my daughter, myself and my foreign exchange student from Saudia Arabia. It was very quiet for long seconds then he (the student) burst out laughing. I WAS not amused. But they have been married 22 years now.

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wow wish i could do that!! icant burp very well and no one can tell what im doing so they said i was being rude..
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wow wish i could do that!! icant burp very well and no one can tell what im doing so they said i was being rude..
Burping the alphabet at the table IS rude, whether it's understandable or not.
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Don't date only those people who worship at your alter and think you are the cat's ass. In my experience a good partner calls a spade a spade no matter who deals it, even you. Now if they are an asshole on the way they call you on your shit that is another story. You can call someone on their shit respectfully.

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Another thing ..dont judge them by how others have treated you in the past.You may well miss the diamond in the rough just waiting to be polished up.
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