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01-14-2010, 11:46 AM
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Timed Out - Permanent
How Do You Identify?:
decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?:
other 
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Location: Patrick Springs, VA
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A: Guns don't kill, but they sure leave a bruise
Q: Why are the tiniest screws always in hard to reach areas??? |
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01-14-2010, 12:06 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
queer femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
preoccupied 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: a funny little world
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Q. Will someone please go hug my friend a couple hundred miles from here for me? |
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01-14-2010, 12:09 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Owned boy Preferred Pronoun?:
Hey boy!!! Relationship Status:
counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: i have 2 sets of geographic coordinates!!!
Posts: 6,097
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What do you call a male ladybug? |
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01-14-2010, 12:12 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Equal Opportunity Friend Preferred Pronoun?:
Girl Relationship Status:
in service Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Sacramento!
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 Why do you find things when you don't need them but can't find them when you do?
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Unexplored glimmering in the rough How does a diamond hide? -Pixie- |
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01-14-2010, 12:34 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;) 
 Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,683
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Unfortunate. ha ha Why couldn't I resist answering that question?
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01-14-2010, 12:35 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;)
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,683
Thanks: 1,343
Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts
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How come pigs DON'T fly?
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01-14-2010, 12:38 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Owned boy Preferred Pronoun?:
Hey boy!!! Relationship Status:
counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: i have 2 sets of geographic coordinates!!!
Posts: 6,097
Thanks: 26,797
Thanked 12,549 Times in 2,993 Posts
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Law of Opposites
What happens when you swallow your pride? |
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01-14-2010, 12:39 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?:
Ummmm Relationship Status:
Nah 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine
Posts: 2,616
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this usually causes gagging and choking why can't life be easier? |
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01-14-2010, 12:41 PM
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Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?:
She. Relationship Status:
Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Atascadero, CA
Posts: 4,933
Thanks: 2,309
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Q: Would you like my spouses kidney via FedEx? 
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01-14-2010, 12:43 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?:
Ummmm Relationship Status:
Nah
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine
Posts: 2,616
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Does he mind waking up in a bath full of ice? |
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01-14-2010, 12:44 PM
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Timed Out
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Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?:
She. Relationship Status:
Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Atascadero, CA
Posts: 4,933
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Can I crochet the wounds back together? Perhaps whip up a kidney cozy? 
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01-14-2010, 12:53 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;)
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,683
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Why do I have a hankering for kidney beans?
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01-14-2010, 01:00 PM
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Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?:
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Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Atascadero, CA
Posts: 4,933
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did you know they actually do have stitches that are glue/adhesive? No metal or thread, just some bond a wound. |
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01-14-2010, 01:01 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;)
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,683
Thanks: 1,343
Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts
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Yes, and I hear they come in flavors too - like Rooty Fruity Tooty Glooey Why does my side hurt all of a sudden?
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01-14-2010, 01:02 PM
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Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?:
She. Relationship Status:
Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Atascadero, CA
Posts: 4,933
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Why do I love to hate Martha Stewart? 
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01-14-2010, 01:27 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
mister Preferred Pronoun?:
he Relationship Status:
hard to hold Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: where the road goes on forever and the party never ends
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because it would just be silly to hate to hate her. why can't we just have a moderate climate here?
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i gots pitchers here i'm a rambling man i ain't ever gonna change i got a gypsy soul to blame and i was born for leaving --zac brown band (colder weather) |
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01-14-2010, 01:44 PM
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Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?:
She. Relationship Status:
Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Atascadero, CA
Posts: 4,933
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Your location reads "In my head." Find the damn thermostat and adjust as needed. Why do 7-11 door have locks? |
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01-14-2010, 01:53 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?:
I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status:
Still loving my Mare ;)
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 4,683
Thanks: 1,343
Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts
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Why do they call it snow removal when they don't remove it, they just push it? Shouldn't it be snow pushal?
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01-14-2010, 02:04 PM
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Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?:
She. Relationship Status:
Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Atascadero, CA
Posts: 4,933
Thanks: 2,309
Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts
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I prefer the image snow blowing invokes. Heh. Is laundry emasculating cuz it's only great when the water is soft? |
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01-14-2010, 02:22 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
mister Preferred Pronoun?:
he Relationship Status:
hard to hold Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: where the road goes on forever and the party never ends
Posts: 1,003
Thanks: 169
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Quote:
is a whiz-bang the same as water sports?
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i gots pitchers here i'm a rambling man i ain't ever gonna change i got a gypsy soul to blame and i was born for leaving --zac brown band (colder weather) |
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