How do you know when you are getting older? - Page 33

always2late · 04-25-2013, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by StrongButch

When im wanting to get married not just laid!

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Originally Posted by Cid

You mean I'm not getting old??

I think that cycle comes back around. Young: just want to get laid, not married....Older: want to get married, not just laid...A bit older still: the heck with marriage, I just wanna get laid! And so on... LOL!

cinnamongrrl · 06-24-2013, 11:53 AM

When 5 hours of sleep just doesn't cut it any more.....

Blade · 08-21-2013, 02:20 PM

I got tickle today at work and here is why.

You know when you are getting older when you ride around the building looking for a recycle bin to throw your empty plastic water bottle in, instead of riding down the road looking for a sign or mailbox to throw your, empty Michelob BOTTLES at.

PoeticSilence · 08-22-2013, 01:14 AM

When your toenail clippings become shrapnel.

Licious · 08-22-2013, 01:47 AM

Pesky Gray Hairs. First your head. Then your eyebrows. Then your "nether regions" When they hit my eyelashes I plan to pitch a wee fit.

agape · 08-22-2013, 02:33 AM

When you...

Start referring to young ppl as "they" while complaining about their behavior, way they dress etc...

When you think life was better 10-20 years ago...

When more or less everything in your body aches more and more often for no apparent reason...

When you memory no long functions the way it used to... (what thread was it I was replying to again?)

08-22-2013, 03:54 AM

More than one pair of specs for specific purposes.

girl_dee · 08-22-2013, 04:15 AM

When my whole shape has changed to someone i don't recognize, and losing one single pound isn't as easy as it used to be.

Chad · 08-26-2013, 07:00 PM

Hi,

In my case it is that I look forward to the Antiques Road Show on PBS Monday nights.....

.......just give me a TV tray.

Chad

WingsOnFire · 08-26-2013, 08:46 PM

when my BS meter has shortened and I deal less and less with it...

Wrang1er · 05-04-2014, 03:14 AM

I push my glasses up on my head so I can see what's on my phone. Then I spend five minutes looking for my glasses.

Blade · 05-04-2014, 01:01 PM

When you remember NEVER misplacing your car keys and your bifocals didn't exist yet

Christina · 05-04-2014, 02:09 PM

When your sentences begin with... "remember when...."

Trev · 05-04-2014, 03:43 PM

When I used to say "hold my beer and watch this"....

Now I say "here, let me get your beer" and "Oh, that's really gonna hurt in the mornin'"

kittygrrl · 05-05-2014, 12:35 AM

i can appreciate the little things
i like flying..but only in bed

Rockinonahigh · 05-05-2014, 08:33 AM

When I realise'd I couldn't control everything I wished I could.

femmsational · 05-05-2014, 08:36 AM

When you break down and label your once up and perky lady parts.....flip and flop.

RockOn · 05-05-2014, 08:40 AM

Have difficulty remembering if you already told someone something ...

My memory is not what it used to be!

MsTinkerbelly · 05-05-2014, 09:17 AM

I think the day i realized i was "older", was the day it sunk in that someday (probably long before i want), i will die and there is NOTHING i can do about it.

05-06-2014, 06:41 AM

You remember 30yrs ago far more clearly than last week or even yesterday

06-24-2013, 11:53 AM	#642
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,661 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,231 Thanked 27,599 Times in 6,956 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	When 5 hours of sleep just doesn't cut it any more..... __________________

08-21-2013, 02:20 PM	#643
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,414 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Throwing bottles I got tickle today at work and here is why. You know when you are getting older when you ride around the building looking for a recycle bin to throw your empty plastic water bottle in, instead of riding down the road looking for a sign or mailbox to throw your, empty Michelob BOTTLES at. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

08-22-2013, 01:14 AM	#644
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08-22-2013, 01:47 AM	#645
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08-22-2013, 02:33 AM	#646
agape Member How Do You Identify?: queer Preferred Pronoun?: don't care Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: earth Posts: 375 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,537 Thanked 671 Times in 203 Posts Rep Power: 9378959	When you... Start referring to young ppl as "they" while complaining about their behavior, way they dress etc... When you think life was better 10-20 years ago... When more or less everything in your body aches more and more often for no apparent reason... When you memory no long functions the way it used to... (what thread was it I was replying to again?) __________________ "I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." Martin Luther King, Jr.

08-22-2013, 03:54 AM	#647
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	Yer gettin' old when you need... More than one pair of specs for specific purposes.

08-22-2013, 04:15 AM	#648
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08-26-2013, 07:00 PM	#649
Chad Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Loved Caregiver Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 6,164 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,746 Thanked 20,315 Times in 5,677 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Getting older Hi, In my case it is that I look forward to the Antiques Road Show on PBS Monday nights............just give me a TV tray. Chad

08-26-2013, 08:46 PM	#650
WingsOnFire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer..femme.. .babygirl...girl Preferred Pronoun?: Female Ones... Relationship Status: Enjoying life but ready to meet someone Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 3,945 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,015 Thanked 12,476 Times in 3,357 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	when my BS meter has shortened and I deal less and less with it... __________________ Previously known as MidnightBlueEyes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://gailsforum.files.wordpress.co...-psd340941.png

05-04-2014, 03:14 AM	#651
Wrang1er Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me, myself and I Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Here Posts: 1,526 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,112 Thanked 7,043 Times in 1,354 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	I push my glasses up on my head so I can see what's on my phone. Then I spend five minutes looking for my glasses.

05-04-2014, 01:01 PM	#652
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,414 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	When you remember NEVER misplacing your car keys and your bifocals didn't exist yet __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

05-04-2014, 02:09 PM	#653
Christina Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Femme Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: San Fernando Valley Posts: 42 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 195 Thanked 128 Times in 29 Posts Rep Power: 1477036	When your sentences begin with... "remember when...." __________________ Christina... Kiss me... Like it's the last time... Touch me... Like you'll never see me again... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When you're lost... and can't find your way back again... I will find you... and bring you home...

05-04-2014, 03:43 PM	#654
Trev Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Just a good ole boy Preferred Pronoun?: Male ones Relationship Status: She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Somewhere between right and wrong Posts: 3,372 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,988 Thanked 10,142 Times in 2,400 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	When I used to say "hold my beer and watch this".... Now I say "here, let me get your beer" and "Oh, that's really gonna hurt in the mornin'" __________________ Trev

05-05-2014, 12:35 AM	#655
kittygrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: witchy Preferred Pronoun?: Fae Relationship Status: just for fun Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: near the wild mushrooms Posts: 9,379 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,596 Thanked 21,960 Times in 7,081 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	i can appreciate the little things i like flying..but only in bed __________________ "MAKE AMERICA THINK AGAIN"

05-05-2014, 08:33 AM	#656
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05-05-2014, 08:36 AM	#657
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05-05-2014, 08:40 AM	#658
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05-05-2014, 09:17 AM	#659
MsTinkerbelly Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: ... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 6,573 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,737 Thanked 22,909 Times in 5,019 Posts Rep Power: 0	I think the day i realized i was "older", was the day it sunk in that someday (probably long before i want), i will die and there is NOTHING i can do about it.

05-06-2014, 06:41 AM	#660
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	You know you're getting older when... You remember 30yrs ago far more clearly than last week or even yesterday