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Old 08-29-2012, 10:54 PM   #81
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Do you all observe "poop stall" etiquette when in public restrooms?

(The poop stall is the one that is furthest from the door!)
Being the big gal that I am, I try to use the handicap stall if it's available so I can (a) have the room that the small person stalls do not provide and (b) I can use the railings so I dont fall in!

Otherwise, I just try to get as far away from the other occupied stalls as I can - and, of course, I use my spray.
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Do you all observe "poop stall" etiquette when in public restrooms?

(The poop stall is the one that is furthest from the door!)
There's etiquette in public restrooms ?
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There's etiquette in public restrooms ?
Ok, now I know who doesn't "courtesy flush"!! LOLOLOL
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Ok, now I know who doesn't "courtesy flush"!! LOLOLOL
LOL got me.
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i can honestly say the one place i could not go poo was when i was dressed in orange.i did learn how the girls freshin up after they have gone poo.it's baby powder,just squeeze the bottle and it was smellin pretty good.some of them did the courtesy flush.my fav was when people used the potty in the middle of the night the toilets suck so hard it hurts ur ears.
by the time i was set free i had a jail baby ready to be delivered.
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i can honestly say the one place i could not go poo was when i was dressed in orange.i did learn how the girls freshin up after they have gone poo.it's baby powder,just squeeze the bottle and it was smellin pretty good.some of them did the courtesy flush.my fav was when people used the potty in the middle of the night the toilets suck so hard it hurts ur ears.
by the time i was set free i had a jail baby ready to be delivered.
Aren't those toilets in the open in those stalls (spent one night --that was enough in jail). I wouldn't of went either lol.
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each room had one two girls per room i was in for 2nights 3 days in Arkansas first time to have sweet tea.i don't like so much.food wasen't to bad not healthy stuff i was kinda shocked..oh first and last time i will ever be locked up..
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Just one night for me lol was a bad boi and partied to much in a hick town I lived in lol.
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that would be me Desd is way to delicate of a flower to do so NOW her sister well the conversations we have had on this subject

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The jury is still out. She must have silent ones. I've never heard it. Sorta weird really. I really wish she would though. I could relax then. The veil will have been lifted...so to speak.

Of course i don't toot at all and if i did i would certainly hold my cheeks together tight and get up on my tip toes and pray it is silent.

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Being a nurse, i hear a lot of toots.

There are several different catagories.

There are the "walking toots" that i find amazing.

Every step you hear a little, minor E, high pitched beep really. I have figured out, (just from being around them, not as first hand knowledge mind you,) that if you wear flip flops that if you are having these the flop of the shoe hitting your heel will drowned the sound.

Just fyi.
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Jackhammer was the first to let it go in our house!

I was so relieved that I *immediately* released the one I had in the holding tank!
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Maybe it is just me, but I would rather turn green holding it, then use a public bathroom, and do the walk of shame if anyone was there, to a) hear it, and have to hide my face when I came out of the stall or B) smell it, and look at me like I was the culprit..
I just cant do it, I will hold it till I get home, even if that is hours or even sometimes days. Just can't.
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