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Old 02-04-2015, 10:10 AM   #1821
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Lol, this happens so much that no one occasion stands out in my head. Probably 2 days ago.

WWTLTY pampered yourself?
I pamper myself in very small but extremely satisfying ways. For instance I only eat the tops of muffins and toss the rest ( and yes I know you can buy only muffin tops but that does nothing for me)

wwtlty you ate something you could barely get down just to please your host cook
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I pamper myself in very small but extremely satisfying ways. For instance I only eat the tops of muffins and toss the rest ( and yes I know you can buy only muffin tops but that does nothing for me)

wwtlty you ate something you could barely get down just to please your host cook
Eating the Thanksgiving stuffing at my in-laws. It was cooked inside the bird and tasted very meaty/metallic/liverish. Blaghhhh

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Eating the Thanksgiving stuffing at my in-laws. It was cooked inside the bird and tasted very meaty/metallic/liverish. Blaghhhh

WWTLTY got ripped off?
In June, when I rented this apartment for an exorbitant amount of money and expected to have functioning toilets, hot water and consistently working elevators.

wwtlty "lusted in your heart" or whatever it was that Jimmy Carter lusted in?

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In June, when I rented this apartment for an exorbitant amount of money and expected to have functioning toilets, hot water and consistently working elevators.

wwtlty "lusted in your heart" or whatever it was that Jimmy Carter lusted in?

About a minute ago when you mentioned Jimmy, he lusted in my cock drawer.



WWTLTY got pulled over?
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About a minute ago when you mentioned Jimmy, he lusted in my cock drawer.



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It fits in a drawer?

Some years ago when Montana finally instituted a speed limit and no one bothered to tell me.


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Some years ago when Montana finally instituted a speed limit and no one bothered to tell me.


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Who said anything about "it" or the size of my drawer or Jimmys eyes for that matter.


Probably when I was a kid, which yes, that was a long time ago.


WWTLTY were spanked?
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Who said anything about "it" or the size of my drawer or Jimmys eyes for that matter.


Probably when I was a kid, which yes, that was a long time ago.


WWTLTY were spanked?
He lusted into an empty drawer?

never

wwtlty were rude to a telemarketer who was probably some poor kid earning minimum wage ( or less) for making those calls?
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last time someone was rude to you?
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wwtlty: bought stranger's meal?
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wwtlty: bought stranger's meal?
Why do I always get this question?! It always make me look like an asshole because I have to say never.

wwtlty had someone laugh at you? (at you, not with you)
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Why do I always get this question?! It always make me look like an asshole because I have to say never.

wwtlty had someone laugh at you? (at you, not with you)
Couple of weeks ago in a committee meeting.


When was the last time you watched a silent movie?
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When was the last time you watched a silent movie?
A long time ago...15 years ago?

wwtlty drew a self-portrait?
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A long time ago...15 years ago?

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never and all the mirrors in this house are turned to the wall.

wwtlty: had a guilt trip over forgetting to floss?
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5 minutes ago ( remember you DON'T have to floss all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep)


WWTLT You went to the store for one specific item and came out with everything BUT that one specific item?
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WWTLT You went to the store for one specific item and came out with everything BUT that one specific item?
Couple hours ago...went in for eggs and got pickles, oranges, ham and gelato...and yes the eggs

Wwtlty said I'm sorry?
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Tuesday night~~ One of my best trait is being able to admit when I'm wrong and apologize


WWTLT You grabbed a lace to lace up your shoe and it broke?
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WWTLT You grabbed a lace to lace up your shoe and it broke?
never.... we old folks wear Velcro

wwtlty ate lobster and thought you got your money's worth?
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The last time you spent way too much at the grocery store?
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September beach trip - I always think I'm going to grill out more than I do

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The last time you spent way too much at the grocery store?
whenever I enter Costco thinking I'll just to get some milk and maybe a chicken.

wwtlty got out of Costco having spent less than $200?
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