what NOT to do in a relationship.......

[sweetcali]

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

please don't put the lube and the ben-gay next to each other in the nightstand.

Oh heavens to betsy I agree except don't place the ben gay next to the lube but please please please place the icy hot or ginger next it thank you.

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

never be a jealous control freak.
it's not seksi.

you know right?
phone rings: who are you talking to
you're on the computer: looking over your shoulder
you go out with the girls: guess who shows up.

1+1=2 and I am not 50% of anything.

I thought 1 + 1 = 3

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

oh.
never get jealous of the love a potential mate has for their fur babies.
you will lose.

I never have understood how someone could be jealous of their partner's pet.

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

and for god's sake, don't ever fuck whilst wearing nothing but socks.

Oh heaven's to betsy please do NOT come out wearing snoopy tighty's and Mr. Bendy then get insulted because I am double over with laughter to tears.

sweetcali