Mustard on the CHEESE?: Idiosyncracies!

[Softhearted]

Hm, I see that I could gross out some of you with my fries with mayo or fries with mayo/ketchup sauce or fries with mayo/curry sauce... LOL

[Massive]

If I have a few too many beers then I automatically crave kebab. It's got to be mixed kebab, not just the meat carved off the big rotating thingy, it's got to have koftah and shish kebab meat in it, with lettuce, in pitta bread, with garlic sauce, NO chilli sauce, cos that stuff burns at both ends ...

I hate men leaving the toilet seat up, especially when they're the only man living in a household of women!

Collections of DVD's belong together, not randomly shoved onto a shelf, if they're all Star Wars movies, then they should be placed together!

Tea, for me, is a tea bag, in a cup, boiling water poured over it, with milk and two (fake) sugars (hence two n moo), I can't get iced tea, it's just not done in the UK, tea is hot ...

I have really bad knees, years of not taking care of myself mean that they crunch, loudly, to the point where anyone walking behind me up stairs can hear it, which means, cos I don't know when my knees may or may not give out, and cos of the noise, I always prefer people I know to walk ahead of me up stairs ...

I love cooking, but if I'm cooking in someone else's kitchen and they hover, I turn into a grumpy bastard, if I'm cooking for you, then I. am. cooking. for. you. I don't need help, I know how to cook, so you can sit or stand and talk to me, but if I do something in the way you don't, please, don't try to tell or show me how 'you' do it, cos that's not how 'I' do it, okay? lol

[Sachita]

OMG I'm hungry

I combine so many things- foods, herbs, spices, etc and most of the time I pile everything on top of each in a bowl and eat it together. I love mixing cold salad with warm food.

I like cheese with crackers or bread. no mustard.

It drive me fucking crazy when people use the last of the toilet paper and don't put another roll on.

If you open, borrow or move something put it back where it belongs. This drives me crazy. Major pet peeve.

I have a bad knee and going downstairs hurts worse then going up. I always have to ask someone to carry the simplest things in case it goes out and I fall.

I hate laundry. I don't care how it gets done. I hate housework but I do it because I have to.

Don't ever give me a bad cup of coffee or coffee made wrong in the morning. Bitchtilla will arrive and give you a coffee enema.

[ravfem]

Originally Posted by Massive

If I have a few too many beers then I automatically crave kebab. It's got to be mixed kebab, not just the meat carved off the big rotating thingy, it's got to have koftah and shish kebab meat in it, with lettuce, in pitta bread, with garlic sauce, NO chilli sauce, cos that stuff burns at both ends ...

I hate men leaving the toilet seat up, especially when they're the only man living in a household of women!

Collections of DVD's belong together, not randomly shoved onto a shelf, if they're all Star Wars movies, then they should be placed together!

Tea, for me, is a tea bag, in a cup, boiling water poured over it, with milk and two (fake) sugars (hence two n moo), I can't get iced tea, it's just not done in the UK, tea is hot ...

I have really bad knees, years of not taking care of myself mean that they crunch, loudly, to the point where anyone walking behind me up stairs can hear it, which means, cos I don't know when my knees may or may not give out, and cos of the noise, I always prefer people I know to walk ahead of me up stairs ...

I love cooking, but if I'm cooking in someone else's kitchen and they hover, I turn into a grumpy bastard, if I'm cooking for you, then I. am. cooking. for. you. I don't need help, I know how to cook, so you can sit or stand and talk to me, but if I do something in the way you don't, please, don't try to tell or show me how 'you' do it, cos that's not how 'I' do it, okay? lol

making notes!!

[Medusa]

Jack's bar of Irish Spring taunts me in the shower.

I can't even look at it.

I can hear it though.

"Im full of geerrrmmmmmmsssssss!"

"I've been WEEETTTT and DRIIIIEEEDDD OUUUTTTT AGGGAAAAIIINNN!"

"Your loooooffaaaahhhh might have brushed up againsssttt meee and will now have to be scallllddeeedddd lest my soapy gooey fuckery leave a fillllmmmmm!"

[SuperFemme]

[Liam]

Originally Posted by Medusa

Jack's bar of Irish Spring taunts me in the shower.

I can't even look at it.

I can hear it though.

"Im full of geerrrmmmmmmsssssss!"

"I've been WEEETTTT and DRIIIIEEEDDD OUUUTTTT AGGGAAAAIIINNN!"

"Your loooooffaaaahhhh might have brushed up againsssttt meee and will now have to be scallllddeeedddd lest my soapy gooey fuckery leave a fillllmmmmm!"

Irish Spring comes in a bottle now, perhaps you can gift Jack with some.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Softhearted

Hm, I see that I could gross out some of you with my fries with mayo or fries with mayo/ketchup sauce or fries with mayo/curry sauce... LOL

I won't be grossed out but I might fear for your sanity.

Originally Posted by Lillie

ok so Im gonna post one of HER idios! lol..cause of course I don't have any!

Imagine my surprise when I was told that I don't match up her left and right sock!..really? but according to her she has a sock that is shaped like her right foot and the same for her left one..I never heard of this b4 EVER


lol

It's true. There is a left and right sock.

Originally Posted by Sachita

My favorite sandwich is bread, mayo, pickles and lays potato chips.

Not for me. Blech. Have you tried the potato chips that are dill pickle flavored? They are found easily in the Midwest, I know for sure. I only get a craving for them once in every, oh, two to three years since they are so strong but you might like them if you like this, I think.

Originally Posted by Sachita

It drive me fucking crazy when people use the last of the toilet paper and don't put another roll on.

If you open, borrow or move something put it back where it belongs. This drives me crazy. Major pet peeve.

Don't ever give me a bad cup of coffee or coffee made wrong in the morning. Bitchtilla will arrive and give you a coffee enema.

Yes to the first two! Coffee enema, huh?

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

If I get a coffee enema then I pray I am not the person who didn't refill the tp roll.

sachita just skeered me.

Caffeine is used in lotions and whatnot to tighten things up. If you had a coffee enema..............

Originally Posted by Dante

I like to mix my taters with LIMA beans or corn. And mayo goes with artichokes the next day when they have been chilled in the frig. catsup I like with mayo and mustard on My hot dog.

No. Bad Dante. Mayo does NOT go with artichokes. Veggies plus mayo, in general, is not a good idea except in a salad (macaroni, ham, etc).

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Lima beans are God's second biggest mistake. The biggest is avocado.

I can tolerate lima beans but the avocado...what has the poor lil green slimey thing done to you?

Originally Posted by Wryly

DVDs have to be grouped a certain way - by actor, writer (Jane Austen, Tom Clancey), drama, action or stuff I don't like/haven't gotten rid of yet but leave there for other people. And DVDs must be put back in the case when done watching and then put back on the shelf! None of that "Oh, I'll do it later" crap.
Same goes with my CDs.
And I don't like the way Apple has set up their categories for the iPod - I think it could have been done better.
Books are arranged by subject (fiction, knitting, history) and then by author

I grouped my DVDs and videos (before they got boxed up and put into storage) according to actor and then alphabetical order. I didn't have an order for the actor/actress groupings though. I pretty much put my faves on top and the rest below. Grouping by favoritism, I suppose.

Originally Posted by apocalipstic

Cynthia eats certain foods seasonally. No macaroni and potato salad or hot dogs in winter. Ever. Under no condition can this be changed.

Soup, spaghetti, roast beef? Winter food.

Who knew food was seasonal? I assume it is from the seasons being more pronounced up North?

Certain foods must be eaten for a holiday to count. Easter is scalloped potatoes and ham. Period. It is a life or death thing.

Tune fish sandwiches must be eaten with tomato soup. No other way.

Me? I just like my chicken really well done and no cheese on my sandwiches or burgers. Especially melted cheese.

Chicken on the bone which is not really well done makes me recoil in nausea.

I also do not like cheese...at least processed...on my burgers. When I do have cheese on a sandwich or burger, it's never cheddar (though I like cheddar).

Foods are definitely seasonal, but it's more of a temperature thing. Who wants to eat piping hot lasagna when it's 100 degrees with 90% humidity? Southerners know what I mean.

Originally Posted by DapperButch

Actually, it is not about whether or not mustard touches cheese or meat or whatever. It is about how mustard should go between the meats/cheeses and never on the bread to begin with. It soaks into the bread and then you can't taste it.

P.S. So, Gemme, when did mayo vs. miracle whip become such a nonchalant thing? Wasn't it life or death just a few months ago?

It changed according to my hormonal levels. *grin*

For two weeks, don't even THINK of substituting the white lard for MW and for two weeks, you can have it, and I can see and smell it without wanting to pull people's eyelashes out.

I still prefer MW though. Always.

Originally Posted by betenoire

When fixing up a cup of coffee the sweetener MUST go in before the milk. The coffee must be at optimal heat to ensure proper sweetener melting and distribution.

Oh. And I can only eat shrimp if it is breaded. Because if I can SEE the shrimp I know that it is ugly and I gag if it gets near my mouth.

I can't eat raw or steamed oysters. They resemble hard loogies too well. They MUST be fried and if they are too big to just pop in my mouth and I cut into it and the crap hasn't been cleaned out of it, I may retch.

[apretty]

i'm pretty sure my only weird thing is fries with a side of ketchup and mustard--the ketchup and mustard must only be slightly touching so that when i dip a fry it gets a portion of mustard and a portion of ketchup that barely touch. but, i bite the entire area at once.

oh and don't cut spaghetti. don't. even. allow me to see you cut it or break it when cooking it or eating it.

[Rockinonahigh]

Let me think a min hear..

Tp..dont care how it rolls as long as we have it.
I like my steak at room temp before cooking it.
I like my steak rare and mooing.
I rarely use salt to cook with.
The tooth paste name side up then press the bottom to get it all even after I use it.
I get icked out if anyone uses my shower sponge..yuck.
My klitchen is MINE do not rearange it..please.
Please wash hands if u r fixing anything for me.
I will not eat raw oysters,cooked yes.
I am not a morning person..b aware of bears...coffee first.
Hot foods should b hot,cold should b cold.
Well this is a start..more later.

[Blade]

Mustard should not touch cheese
PB&J PB on one slice of bread J on the other slice
Do not eat the heel, well Maybe if it is the last piece and it is toasted

[Laerkin]

Some of these are absolutely cracking me up. Doubled-over laughing. I love it.

Here are a few mine:

- Most candy bars must first have the chocolate peeled (using only teeth) off and eaten before I start on the inside...example: Skor bar - nibble all of the chocolate off, lick the toffee clean, eat said toffee. If the bar breaks during this process, it's a very sad, sullen thing.

- Doritos - the flavoring must be sucked off the chip before the chip is eaten. A broken chip is also a very sad thing that ends in a pout of epic proportions.

- Mayonnaise makes me dry-heave, so if I'm eating something with mayonnaise in it, I can't think about it too hard or it goes in the trash. I do not know why and it makes me mad.

- Squeeze from the bottom, please.

- Outside the house, I adore shoes of all shapes, sizes, colors, textures, and functions. Inside the house, bare feet. I abhor socks unless I'm wear hiking boots or running shoes, or if I'm someplace supremely cold like Iceland. But then I'm more likely to turn up the heat and go barefoot anyway. Yay toes!

- Mixing foods creeps me out. My grandpa would pile everything from the buffet into one huge heap and then mix it as he ate. Um, no. Peas should taste like peas. BBQ sauce should be on my protein, not in my mashed potatoes. (There are a few exceptions to this rule - like a spoonful of mac n' cheese with a spoonful of tomato soup.)

- Chewing with your mouth open angers the beast that lives inside me. We don't need it to emerge, so close the trap please.

- TP over the top, too!

- I carry a purse, but I almost always have my wallet in my back pocket. Each time I slip my tiny girl wallet into said back pocket, I switch which side faces out so that it doesn't become curved or form to the shape of my butt.

- I will write in a book, bend the pages to mark certain passages, underline, highlight, and thoroughly love the inside. But if the outside gets damaged, I get upset. The cover should be clean, smooth, and as new looking as possible. Yes, I have taken a rag and Windex and tried to buff out imperfections.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Laerkin

Some of these are absolutely cracking me up. Doubled-over laughing. I love it.

Here are a few mine:

- Most candy bars must first have the chocolate peeled (using only teeth) off and eaten before I start on the inside...example: Skor bar - nibble all of the chocolate off, lick the toffee clean, eat said toffee. If the bar breaks during this process, it's a very sad, sullen thing.

- Doritos - the flavoring must be sucked off the chip before the chip is eaten. A broken chip is also a very sad thing that ends in a pout of epic proportions.

- Mayonnaise makes me dry-heave, so if I'm eating something with mayonnaise in it, I can't think about it too hard or it goes in the trash. I do not know why and it makes me mad.

- Squeeze from the bottom, please.

- Outside the house, I adore shoes of all shapes, sizes, colors, textures, and functions. Inside the house, bare feet. I abhor socks unless I'm wear hiking boots or running shoes, or if I'm someplace supremely cold like Iceland. But then I'm more likely to turn up the heat and go barefoot anyway. Yay toes!

- Mixing foods creeps me out. My grandpa would pile everything from the buffet into one huge heap and then mix it as he ate. Um, no. Peas should taste like peas. BBQ sauce should be on my protein, not in my mashed potatoes. (There are a few exceptions to this rule - like a spoonful of mac n' cheese with a spoonful of tomato soup.)

- Chewing with your mouth open angers the beast that lives inside me. We don't need it to emerge, so close the trap please.

- TP over the top, too!

- I carry a purse, but I almost always have my wallet in my back pocket. Each time I slip my tiny girl wallet into said back pocket, I switch which side faces out so that it doesn't become curved or form to the shape of my butt.

- I will write in a book, bend the pages to mark certain passages, underline, highlight, and thoroughly love the inside. But if the outside gets damaged, I get upset. The cover should be clean, smooth, and as new looking as possible. Yes, I have taken a rag and Windex and tried to buff out imperfections.

Love these. I will, however, support the right to mix stuff in your masted potatoes. I enjoy steak sauce swirled in them. It adds a bit of tang that makes my taste buds do a lil dance....make a little love...get down tonight...

[Arwen]

Here's one that I found I shared with the guy I'm seeing.

A-1 sauce on baked potatoes