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(my 3 pups, order of adoption, everyone is special!)
1. Kevin Daniel
2. Jennifer Avery
3. Jeffrey Alan
4. soft soothing socks and shoes
5. one of my new doctors, OMG ...SHE (who must be obeyed) is the most beautiful sexy femme creature I have ever laid eyes on ... seriously, she is quite sassy.
She asked me when was the last time I had had this certain medical procedure and I said, "never, and it won't happen, that place is an exit only." I know I heard a faint chuckle just before she told me I would be receiving a letter very soon stating the date and time for this procedure.

I wiggled all around it, tried to get her mind on something else so she would forget about that med test. I even found photos of Kevie, Jennifer and Jeffrey to show her. I could tell she was really interested ... she does dog rescue also. She has a friendly personality and the fact that she does Dog Rescue makes me love her even more. She had 5 wiener dogs at one time (all rescues). They all lived til their late teens. Now she has a couple American Bulldogs that are rescues. She is bringing their photos in to show me next time.

Then she proceeded to tell me 2 more med tests she is ordering up for me. That makes a total of 3! Their times and date, name of procedure, address and phone number were included in three separate letters. On the procedure I do not want to do, she wrote a little personal note at the end said something along the lines of, "do it for Kevin, Jennifer and Jeffrey - you know they all need you!

WTF! I am feeling a conspirocy from my gyno, which is who suggested this primary Ms Thang internist doctor. I have a butch gyno who I have had for around 35 years and for the last 12 years she has been pressing me really hard to do this one procedure and I always said "nope, not happening to me." When butch gyno gave me a referal, to this smart, beautiful, bossy woman, she told me I would really like her.

I had a gyno appointment right after my new primary internist appointment and mentioned my conspiracy theory. Butch gyno was laughing so hard she was hurting me with one of those ear swabbs about two feet long. I said to the nurse she is hurting me while I grabbed the nurse's hand and told her to squeeze my hand, make it hurt bad. This butch gyno and nurse have worked together 35 years so we all know each other and tell funny historical stories on each other.

Does this sound like a conspiracy to anyone else but me? I think doctors maybe trade notes.

By the way, I don't hit on straight women. I can have stories in my head and no one knows, no one gets hurt.
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2) a bunch of good luck (I could use a bunch of that, right now, lol)

3) Time to savor a sunrise or a sunset.

4) a manicure and a pedicure (it's that time of the month, again).

5) A hot air balloon ride at sundown; to sail in the air, over a body of water, near beautiful mountains (I wanna do that, soon)

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(my 3 pups, order of adoption, everyone is special!)
1. Kevin Daniel
2. Jennifer Avery
3. Jeffrey Alan
4. soft soothing socks and shoes
5. one of my new doctors, OMG ...SHE (who must be obeyed) is the most beautiful sexy femme creature I have ever laid eyes on ... seriously, she is quite sassy.
She asked me when was the last time I had had this certain medical procedure and I said, "never, and it won't happen, that place is an exit only." I know I heard a faint chuckle just before she told me I would be receiving a letter very soon stating the date and time for this procedure.

I wiggled all around it, tried to get her mind on something else so she would forget about that med test. I even found photos of Kevie, Jennifer and Jeffrey to show her. I could tell she was really interested ... she does dog rescue also. She has a friendly personality and the fact that she does Dog Rescue makes me love her even more. She had 5 wiener dogs at one time (all rescues). They all lived til their late teens. Now she has a couple American Bulldogs that are rescues. She is bringing their photos in to show me next time.

Then she proceeded to tell me 2 more med tests she is ordering up for me. That makes a total of 3! Their times and date, name of procedure, address and phone number were included in three separate letters. On the procedure I do not want to do, she wrote a little personal note at the end said something along the lines of, "do it for Kevin, Jennifer and Jeffrey - you know they all need you!

WTF! I am feeling a conspirocy from my gyno, which is who suggested this primary Ms Thang internist doctor. I have a butch gyno who I have had for around 35 years and for the last 12 years she has been pressing me really hard to do this one procedure and I always said "nope, not happening to me." When butch gyno gave me a referal, to this smart, beautiful, bossy woman, she told me I would really like her.

I had a gyno appointment right after my new primary internist appointment and mentioned my conspiracy theory. Butch gyno was laughing so hard she was hurting me with one of those ear swabbs about two feet long. I said to the nurse she is hurting me while I grabbed the nurse's hand and told her to squeeze my hand, make it hurt bad. This butch gyno and nurse have worked together 35 years so we all know each other and tell funny historical stories on each other.

Does this sound like a conspiracy to anyone else but me? I think doctors maybe trade notes.

By the way, I don't hit on straight women. I can have stories in my head and no one knows, no one gets hurt.

Are you SURE she's straight?
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