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12-02-2017, 12:32 AM
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12-02-2017, 09:05 AM
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Last night when I got ready for bed I realized that I had worn my sweat pants backwards all day yesterday. Haha!
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12-12-2017, 03:58 PM
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As I’ve mentioned before, we have a problem at our office building with women at the newish business downstairs coming from floor #1 to floor #3 to....do #2. This even though they have a much larger restroom down there.
Our restroom used to stay very clean and tidy, but now it constantly smells like a latrine with paper on the floor, etc. During our Dirty Santa party last week, one of the gifts was a “public restroom survival kit” with wipes, Little Trees hanging air fresheners, and Poo-Pourri spray. Well, the person who ended up with that gift thought it would be a good idea to leave the Poo-Pouri spray in the restroom and hang the Little Trees on the hook of each stall door. Not even two days later, and someone stole both the Poo-Pourri and the Little Trees out of each stall. (Really.) Once discovered, my coworker came back from the restroom, walked through the door and yelled, “This is why we can’t have nice things around here!” |
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12-16-2017, 08:37 PM
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Today I was getting a hair cut from a young lady and we were talking about the holidays. I said that I got the grandkids videos then she said what is a video? So realizing my mistake I said "I mean DVDs".
Haha! Old guy humor.
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12-16-2017, 09:37 PM
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This fella who seems to really enjoy his job.
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12-17-2017, 02:42 PM
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12-17-2017, 08:34 PM
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That I went to the grocery store, bought eggs and a few other items, got home and opened the egg container and noticed it had ten eggs, not twelve that I bought.
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12-21-2017, 06:45 PM
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I pulled in to my usual place to fuel my truck and there was a motorcycle at the pump ahead of me, with a rider that seemed a bit befuddled by paying with a credit card. The card reader has been temperamental lately so I watched him for a few seconds to see if he needed some help. Just as I got ready to step out of my truck, he scratched the side of his head...while his helmet was on. I was undoubtedly way too humored, but at that instant I knew he'd figure the pump debacle out without my assistance. I've done that very thing a time or two myself, and I can attest to the friction between glove and helmet magically creating "Aha!" moments.
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