Top 10 Lesbian Myths

Jett · 06-07-2010, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ms. Tabitha

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Just because your a lesbian does not mean you drag a U-Haul to your second date!! [/CENTER]

Heh... oml... yeah that one.

apretty · 06-07-2010, 06:05 PM

no mom, all lesbians don't want to do you.

DapperButch · 06-07-2010, 06:24 PM

Myth:

Children adopted by lesbian parents have a greater chance of being gay themselves.

Soon · 06-07-2010, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

Myth:

Children adopted by lesbian parents have a greater chance of being gay themselves.

On this note, and any other myths that contend that lesbians aren't suited to parenthood, a new study just came out:

Study: Children of Lesbians May Do Better Than Their Peers

UofMfan · 06-07-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow

On this note, and any other myths that contend that lesbians aren't suited to parenthood, a new study just came out:

Study: Children of Lesbians May Do Better Than Their Peers

Great link, thanks. As a parent of a wonderful son I know this first hand.

SuperFemme · 06-07-2010, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperButch

Myth:

Children adopted by lesbian parents have a greater chance of being gay themselves.

I was adopted by straight parents.

Not so much on the hand me down.

Medusa · 06-07-2010, 06:07 PM

How about that fact that we all eat hummus, have hairy armpits, and wear Birkenstocks.

(some of us do! - some of us dont!)

UofMfan · 06-07-2010, 06:12 PM

We all love the Indigo girls

Can you post a picture of your mom apretty?

apretty · 06-07-2010, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by UofMfan

Can you post a picture of your mom apretty?

cracking up! u hush!

SuperFemme · 06-07-2010, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Medusa

How about that fact that we all eat hummus, have hairy armpits, and wear Birkenstocks.

(some of us do! - some of us dont!)

how could you leave out patchouli oil? the inhumanity!

Ms. Tabitha · 06-07-2010, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

how could you leave out patchouli oil? the inhumanity!

Patchouli Oil....on a flannel shirt, since you know ONE of the lesbians HAS to to be the "Man"

The_Lady_Snow · 06-07-2010, 06:55 PM

Myth:

All lesbians are vanilla......

Jett · 06-07-2010, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Myth:

All lesbians are vanilla......

Which brings up the lesbian sex is "mutual masterbation" myth. I mean really I'm not even sure how that works.

I can just hear it now yelled across a bed:

"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"Noooo!"
"Are you thinking of me?"
"No... I mean yes... damn it, I was so close that time!"

AtLast · 06-08-2010, 12:33 AM

Insert ALL in front of these.....

Lesbians do not understand the B-F dynamic.

Lesbians are anti-trans.

Lesbians are not stylish.

Lesbians are anti-kink/BDSM, stone and anti-dildos.

Lesbians hate men.

Lesbians hate butches.

Lesbians hate femmes.

Lesbians are the enemy of the TIQ segement of the umbrella LGBTIQ community.

Lerbians must have equal numbers of orgasms in the very same manner every time they make love and they keep records (just saw a post in a thread referring to this!!!

Lesbians are anti-masculine.

JustBeingMe · 11-11-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Metropolis

Which brings up the lesbian sex is "mutual masterbation" myth. I mean really I'm not even sure how that works.

I can just hear it now yelled across a bed:

"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"Noooo!"
"Are you thinking of me?"
"No... I mean yes... damn it, I was so close that time!"

OMFG>>>>>ROFL>>>>>>>LMFAO at this one. Thanks Met.

Martina · 06-07-2010, 07:06 PM

<-- wears Berkies, has hairy pits at the moment, and eats the hummus.

Lesbians need to process everything.

Lesbians don't like raunchy sex. They just cuddle and lick.

Lesbian feminists are humorless.

Lynn · 09-08-2010, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Martina

<-- wears Berkies, has hairy pits at the moment, and eats the hummus.

Lesbians need to process everything.

Lesbians don't like raunchy sex. They just cuddle and lick.

Lesbian feminists are humorless.

...and they like vegetarian potluck dinner parties. At least, I do.
And, after dinner, they form a drumming circle in the backyard and howl at the moon. I don't do this, but some of my best friends do.

Jess · 09-08-2010, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lynn

...and they like vegetarian potluck dinner parties. At least, I do.
And, after dinner, they form a drumming circle in the backyard and howl at the moon. I don't do this, but some of my best friends do.

I have yet to figure out why there are always at least five bean dishes at these potlucks.

rapataptappin on the drum

Nat · 11-10-2010, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lynn

...and they like vegetarian potluck dinner parties. At least, I do.
And, after dinner, they form a drumming circle in the backyard and howl at the moon. I don't do this, but some of my best friends do.

I wanna have a drum circle and howl at the moon.

About seven years ago I went swimming at night at Barton springs in Austin (it's a huge freezing swimming pool, spring-fed and very natural looking). It happened to be a full moon night, and all these people showed up and began howling at the moon. I was down in the dark cold water and with the full moon above me and human howls coming from all sides. The greater part of me at the time felt like this was an odd and somewhat silly and very Austin experience. Since then, though, there have been nights when I wish I could go back there to that moment and join the human howling at the moon. It seems like howling is such a lonely sound and the visceral sharing of and in loneliness in the cold dark water is a moment I want back. I was alone all the time back then - no matter how many people I knew - and I didn't yet know the sound of my own voice.

nicetgurl_30 · 11-12-2010, 03:11 PM

Can fix cars
Doesn't like to wear make-up
Worships Ellen
Aggressive

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06-08-2010, 12:33 AM	#14
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Martina Senior Member How Do You Identify?: * Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: * Posts: 4,999 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,409 Thanked 18,283 Times in 4,166 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	<-- wears Berkies, has hairy pits at the moment, and eats the hummus. Lesbians need to process everything. Lesbians don't like raunchy sex. They just cuddle and lick. Lesbian feminists are humorless.