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05-25-2020, 07:57 AM
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The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have'?" The rabbit says, "I dunno, I'm only in here because of Auto correct."
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05-27-2020, 10:16 PM
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05-28-2020, 11:26 AM
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06-04-2020, 05:10 PM
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06-05-2020, 06:23 AM
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I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.....
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06-05-2020, 09:11 PM
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06-06-2020, 07:14 AM
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