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—————————————————.  Erwin Schrödinger, Noam Chomsky and Kurt Gödel walk into a joke. Schrödinger: I can’t tell if this joke is funny or not. Chomsky: It’s funny. You’re just not telling it right. Gödel: Of course you can’t tell if it’s funny. You’re in the joke.
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10-20-2024, 09:34 AM
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10-21-2024, 10:46 AM
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10-21-2024, 10:51 AM
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10-21-2024, 07:08 PM
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