How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Derail a Thread?

[MsDemeanor]

I don't understand the point of this thread

[JustJo]

And 3 will change their signature lines to reflect the opinions that they felt others truly "didn't hear" in the light bulb conversation....

“I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.” ~ Tennessee Williams ~

[Medusa]

I'll add just a few :


11 to post photos in the gallery of their sexy lightbulb

4 to talk about how a lightbulb once ruined their credit and therefore, they will never buy another lightbulb but will instead use skylights

2 to email the Administrator to say that the entire lightbulb conversation is inappropriate and how dare they allow it to continue

1 to threaten to shut down the website by calling the Attorney General because the lightbulb conversation is violating their First Amendment rights

At least 18 to report the poster who started the lightbulb thread and demand that they be thrown out of the community.

9 to change their avatars to lightbulbs to show their solidarity with the poster and their visability as lightbulb supporters to the rest of the site.

1 to make inappropriate and random sexual comments to everyone who posts in the lightbulb thread.

1 troll to start an entire blog devoted to how "stupid" the lightbulb conversation is.

2 to start an alternative website for people who dont want to have to look at conversations on lightbulbs every time they log on.

1 to write anonymous emails to the thread starter, site owners, or anyone who participated in the thread telling them that people "do no love them".

56 to "white knight".

2 to "Joan of Arc".

1 to "rabid dog"

1 to "town cryer"

3 to "nervous nelly"

and a partridge in a motherfucking Queer-ass pear tree.

[Daywalker]

Originally Posted by cybersuebee

Let me guess: all your farms are planted and you've just recently changed their design, factories in full production, gifts collected, sent and used, superpokes fed, tickled, washed and their habitats decorated, crows fed and in bed, tunes played, posted and played again, writing finished for the day, Mrs. Day's at work, the supper dishes done and Sampson and Delilah fed and purring beside you. So's all you had left to do was invent another one of your famous threads.

Da loves it!

I have 8 pages to read now, but I had to stop at post #4.



This cracked me the fuck up.



At the same time, it's a little skeery how much folks
know about me from the Facebook alone.

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Jackhammer

Ummm, you have a spelling error ..... just saying.

Maybe it was just a filament of Your imagination.

[Random]

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

I don't understand the point of this thread

Lol.. we are making fun of ourselves...

[MsDemeanor]

Originally Posted by Random

Lol.. we are making fun of ourselves...

Clearly. "I don't understand the point of this thread" is one of the posts that will pop up from time to time.

[Curley]

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[amiyesiam]

Dear Admin-a-bulbs

I fear I must report this entire thread
It is not possible that this many light sources can get along for this many pages.
There has to be some kind of conspiracy going on here.
Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread. Are they are just to afraid to come out and talk about it for fear of being rejected.

oh and why haven't
lightening
forest fires
or all types of holiday lighting been in here to post?


and lastly
why did Diva get a whole box of bulbs to play with and no one else did?
and
why hasn't anyone made her share?


Sincerely
Bulb a geek u la

[MsDemeanor]

Originally Posted by amiyesiam

Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread.

I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

[Selenay]

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.




By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

[amiyesiam]

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

I totally get what you are saying, but I am going to ignore the context of your bulb and focus on what you mean by saying horribly obnoxious color?

so what do you mean by that statement?

are you implying some colors are better than other colors?

are some colors easier on the eyes?

are certain hues of certain colors better than others?

and

now this thread could be totally derailed with people coming to the defense of and standing up for "colors".

ye gods look what you have started now.


you should be very pleased ashamed of yourself.

is that light enough and big enough for you?

[Diva]

Originally Posted by amiyesiam

Dear Admin-a-bulbs

I fear I must report this entire thread
It is not possible that this many light sources can get along for this many pages.
There has to be some kind of conspiracy going on here.
Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread. Are they are just to afraid to come out and talk about it for fear of being rejected.

oh and why haven't
lightening
forest fires
or all types of holiday lighting been in here to post?


and lastly
why did Diva get a whole box of bulbs to play with and no one else did?
and
why hasn't anyone made her share?


Sincerely
Bulb a geek u la

Clearly, You have Bulb Envy. That is all.


Sincerely,
Bulb Heiress To The Stars

[ravfem]