How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Derail a Thread?

[amiyesiam]

Dear Admin-a-bulbs

I fear I must report this entire thread
It is not possible that this many light sources can get along for this many pages.
There has to be some kind of conspiracy going on here.
Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread. Are they are just to afraid to come out and talk about it for fear of being rejected.

oh and why haven't
lightening
forest fires
or all types of holiday lighting been in here to post?


and lastly
why did Diva get a whole box of bulbs to play with and no one else did?
and
why hasn't anyone made her share?


Sincerely
Bulb a geek u la

[MsDemeanor]

Originally Posted by amiyesiam

Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread.

I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

[Selenay]

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.




By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

[*Magic_and_Silk*]

Originally Posted by Selenay

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.




By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.

[adorable]

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

REPORTED!

Originally Posted by Selenay

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.




Bi colored strands cannot be TRUSTED!!!!!! I knew someone that dated a bi-colored strand of bulbs once and nothing went wrong, but I add a horrified face when I tell the story for dramatic effect.

By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

Originally Posted by amiyesiam

I totally get what you are saying, but I am going to ignore the context of your bulb and focus on what you mean by saying horribly obnoxious color?

so what do you mean by that statement?

are you implying some colors are better than other colors?

are some colors easier on the eyes?

are certain hues of certain colors better than others?

and

now this thread could be totally derailed with people coming to the defense of and standing up for "colors".

ye gods look what you have started now.


you should be very pleased ashamed of yourself.

is that light enough and big enough for you?

REPORTED! <--This is the national planet color (not COLOUR) and everyone should use it when they come to this planet!

Originally Posted by *Magic_and_Silk*

OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.

I just really wanted to practice my multiquoting ability. Clearly I am far superior at it then less multi-purpose bulbs.

[Bit]

*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!

[amiyesiam]

Originally Posted by Bit

*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!

nope

on the other hand I will share Diva's bulbs with you!

[ravfem]

Originally Posted by Bit

*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!

uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm exCUSE me??

i can go anywhere that my special lil bulb will light the way for me to go, thank you BULBY much.

i am reporting you for being ....something.....gimme a minute and i'll think of something....

Meanwhile, i am DONE. i refuse to shine my flickering special lil bulbous self around here ever again (even though this whole thread is about me).

[amiyesiam]

Originally Posted by Selenay

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.




By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

crap I forgot all about the rope lights
does that make me a horrible person?
Maybe Corkey should spank me?
just so long as he doesn't breake my bulbs

[Bit]

Originally Posted by Selenay

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.




By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

[adorable]

Originally Posted by Bit

This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

I can totally relate to this bit! I went to the Bulbyranch in Las Vegas once and wanted a hot little string of glitter lights. I was so excited to see all the strings lined up for me to chose from. WOW! The ones I wanted were so expensive! I ended up with this boring clear set that just laid there and didn't even flash! Sigh...

[Bit]

Originally Posted by amiyesiam

nope

on the other hand I will share Diva's bulbs with you!

Awww you sweetheart! You just light up my days with your bright thoughtfulness!

Originally Posted by adorable

I can totally relate to this bit! I went to the Bulbyranch in Las Vegas once and wanted a hot little string of glitter lights. I was so excited to see all the strings lined up for me to chose from. WOW! The ones I wanted were so expensive! I ended up with this boring clear set that just laid there and didn't even flash! Sigh...

I don't even know what to say to this, adorable... it's lightyears from my own life. I wouldn't DREAM of buying a string of hot little glitter lights in Vegas, if I could even GET there... who knows where they've been or how many... businesslights... they were with before they offered to light my nights? I don't take chances like that. *prude face*

I know I should be sympathetic to you, but really... I think your answer shows your own inherent privilege and classism. Haven't you heard of thinking globally and buying locally? What about the small light emporium you might have sustained in your own town, if you hadn't been gallivanting around the Bulbyranch?

I'm so disillusioned. I don't even know what I'm doing in this supposedly enlightened thread.

...besides lmao, I mean...

[adorable]

Originally Posted by Bit

Awww you sweetheart! You just light up my days with your bright thoughtfulness!



I don't even know what to say to this, adorable... it's lightyears from my own life. I wouldn't DREAM of buying a string of hot little glitter lights in Vegas, if I could even GET there... who knows where they've been or how many... businesslights... they were with before they offered to light my nights? I don't take chances like that. *prude face*

I know I should be sympathetic to you, but really... I think your answer shows your own inherent privilege and classism. Haven't you heard of thinking globally and buying locally? What about the small light emporium you might have sustained in your own town, if you hadn't been gallivanting around the Bulbyranch?

I'm so disillusioned. I don't even know what I'm doing in this supposedly enlightened thread.

...besides lmao, I mean...

REPORTED! I report all threads unless they clearly agree with mine! I'm calling POMPUSBULBUS BS here!

[Selenay]

Originally Posted by *Magic_and_Silk*

OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.

I would prefer if you wouldn't flirt with me in public.

It makes me very uncomfortable because I only date small bulbs and you're, well, not.
Sorry.

Originally Posted by amiyesiam

crap I forgot all about the rope lights
does that make me a horrible person?
Maybe Corkey should spank me?
just so long as he doesn't breake my bulbs

You are a horrible person and I am judging you.

Originally Posted by Bit

This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

A. It is not classist because you can buy the lights in any length INCLUDING small affordable lengths.
B. If you had bothered to learn anything ABOUT rope lights you would know that they ARE LED lights, so don't bring your hateful discriminatory non LED views here because, just because I'm an LED doesn't mean I'm not going to stand for racist remarks about regular bulbs.

[Bit]

Originally Posted by Selenay

A. It is not classist because you can buy the lights in any length INCLUDING small affordable lengths.
B. If you had bothered to learn anything ABOUT rope lights you would know that they ARE LED lights, so don't bring your hateful discriminatory non LED views here because, just because I'm an LED doesn't mean I'm not going to stand for racist remarks about regular bulbs.

REALLY now! I have SEEN rope lights in all the stores at holiday time, and I have READ. THE. PACKAGES. and they are NOT all LED lights. And how DARE you accuse me--ME!!--of being discriminatory?! I come from a mixed-bulb family, I'll have you know!

I'm not reporting you because you couldn't have known about my family, but now that I've told you I expect no more dim accusations about discrimination.

[Selenay]

Originally Posted by Bit

REALLY now! I have SEEN rope lights in all the stores at holiday time, and I have READ. THE. PACKAGES. and they are NOT all LED lights. And how DARE you accuse me--ME!!--of being discriminatory?! I come from a mixed-bulb family, I'll have you know!

I'm not reporting you because you couldn't have known about my family, but now that I've told you I expect no more dim accusations about discrimination.

I never said ALL of them are LED. You're taking what I said out of context, aaaaaassss usual.

As for your family, is that the same as knowing a guy who knows a guy who's a black bulb? Whatever.

[Random]

All praise Tesla!!!!!

Originally Posted by Selenay

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.




By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

[amiyesiam]

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

I totally get what you are saying, but I am going to ignore the context of your bulb and focus on what you mean by saying horribly obnoxious color?

so what do you mean by that statement?

are you implying some colors are better than other colors?

are some colors easier on the eyes?

are certain hues of certain colors better than others?

and

now this thread could be totally derailed with people coming to the defense of and standing up for "colors".

ye gods look what you have started now.


you should be very pleased ashamed of yourself.

is that light enough and big enough for you?

[Diva]

Originally Posted by amiyesiam

Dear Admin-a-bulbs

I fear I must report this entire thread
It is not possible that this many light sources can get along for this many pages.
There has to be some kind of conspiracy going on here.
Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread. Are they are just to afraid to come out and talk about it for fear of being rejected.

oh and why haven't
lightening
forest fires
or all types of holiday lighting been in here to post?


and lastly
why did Diva get a whole box of bulbs to play with and no one else did?
and
why hasn't anyone made her share?


Sincerely
Bulb a geek u la

Clearly, You have Bulb Envy. That is all.


Sincerely,
Bulb Heiress To The Stars

[ravfem]