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07-02-2010, 10:11 AM
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Pink Confection
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Hey Baby I am just looking for a piece of ass.
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07-02-2010, 10:14 AM
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we were at this bar next to the truck stop, and this guy just walked up to you and said that i guess you gotta give the guy credit, he knew what he wanted and didn't want to beat around the bush, he wanted to be in it
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what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here? 
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07-02-2010, 10:46 AM
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Pink Confection
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Ha! I said "well you won't find one here" and he said "I'm just tryin' to hownest baybah" SIGH
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07-03-2010, 12:48 AM
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I have no problem getting out of your bed to make you breakfast in the morning. The few times I went out after work with my chef coat on it actually worked...but mostly it failed.
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07-03-2010, 01:19 AM
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True story.
I was on the bus, reading. Which is pretty much what I do - I ride buses and read. Some guy sits beside me and says "hi. what are you reading?" So I show him the cover of my book. (It was Love in the Time of Cholera) he says "um. What's chool-era?" game over.
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bęte noire \bet-NWAHR\, noun: One that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided.
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07-16-2010, 08:56 PM
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Pink Confection
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Fuck me with your vestigial tail!
Seriously, it is a wonder I ever get laid....I think I am funny, Cynthia is mostly creeped out by the weird shit I say. She is a champ putting up with me! 
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07-16-2010, 09:18 PM
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Infamous Member
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08-24-2010, 03:38 PM
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What I meant to say: So, can I buy you a drink? What I did say: So, can I buy you a house? I had NO idea that was going to come out of my mouth until it did...btw...YES I could buy her a house, NO I didn't get laid....
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Texting while driving is a real KILLER!!! "It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together...but it takes only one nut to scatter them all over the highway..." Jeff PARAMEDIC 
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08-24-2010, 03:53 PM
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should i call you in the morning or nudge you!
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08-24-2010, 03:58 PM
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Mentally Delicious
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I'd vote for the nudge 
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05-19-2011, 08:21 PM
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Works everytime
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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01-25-2012, 11:39 AM
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Hey baby, I left my scarf at home; can I wrap your legs around me instead?
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01-25-2012, 11:45 AM
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Motion for her to come over with the finger "come here" sign. If she does, tell her, "I just wanted to see if I could I could make you come with my finger. Looks like I can. My fingers work even better in the bed."
WARNING: This drunken line is sure to evoke a strong emotional reaction of some sort.
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01-25-2012, 12:17 PM
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Pick-ups
I took my forefinger...put it to my lips...and softly licked it. Then put the wet finger to her shirt. Looked right into her eyes and said "we really should get you out of these wet things".
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01-25-2012, 01:12 PM
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If I even attempted to say a pick-up line, which probably would never happen... I would probably get a red face, start giggling and just walk away like an idiot. Sexy huh?
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"It's ok to make mistakes. It's ok to fall down. Get up! Look sickening....and make them eat it!" - Latrice Royale  Starry
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01-25-2012, 01:12 PM
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"You are so in my mating pool."
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Really? That's not funny to you? Last edited by tapu; 01-25-2012 at 01:15 PM. |
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07-02-2010, 10:27 AM
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Infamous Member
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Really like your peaches...wanna shake your tree.
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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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07-02-2010, 10:34 AM
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Timed Out
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You've been a bad boi! Now go to MY room!
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