Proposed Mosque Near Ground Zero

[MsDemeanor]

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

I am confused by people calling it a Mosque.
Is it not an Islamic Community Center? Two blocks away from ground zero?

"Islamic Community Center two blocks from the very edge of the Twin Towers area and several more blocks from the actual tower locations" doesn't fit on a protest sign.

It also doesn't scare ignorant and gullible people.

[SuperFemme]

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

"Islamic Community Center two blocks from the very edge of the Twin Towers area and several more blocks from the actual tower locations" doesn't fit on a protest sign.

It also doesn't scare ignorant and gullible people.

good points and a glaring representation of the media bending the truth.

to me community center evokes images of mommy & me classes, quinceañero parties and craft classes. not al queda training camps.

[dreadgeek]

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

good points and a glaring representation of the media bending the truth.

to me community center evokes images of mommy & me classes, quinceañero parties and craft classes. not al queda training camps.

quinceañero parties? That sounds Spanish to me. Spanish isn't English which makes it near to Arabic. Arabic is spoken by Muslims and Arabs. Arabs are brown. Mexican people are (largely) brown. Muslims are terrorists. Therefore quinceañero is just Spanish for "Al Qaeda training camp". One cannot help but notice that quinceañero and Al Qaeda both have q's in prominent places. Coincidence? I think not.

You know, parodying the kind of breathless hysteria on the right is almost *too* easy.

Cheers
Aj

[MsDemeanor]

Originally Posted by dreadgeek

quinceañero parties? That sounds Spanish to me. Spanish isn't English which makes it near to Arabic. Arabic is spoken by Muslims and Arabs. Arabs are brown. Mexican people are (largely) brown. Muslims are terrorists. Therefore quinceañero is just Spanish for "Al Qaeda training camp". One cannot help but notice that quinceañero and Al Qaeda both have q's in prominent places. Coincidence? I think not.

You forgot one other clear connection: Spain is near Arabia.

Not to fear, though, as SB1070 will take care of the problem.

[dreadgeek]

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

You forgot one other clear connection: Spain is near Arabia.

Not to fear, though, as SB1070 will take care of the problem.

It's TRUE! And since parts of Spain were once under Muslim control (until 1492) and Spanish was still spoken then---Spanish = Arabic? Coincidence? I think not!

[MsDemeanor]

Originally Posted by dreadgeek

It's TRUE! And since parts of Spain were once under Muslim control (until 1492) and Spanish was still spoken then---Spanish = Arabic? Coincidence? I think not!

Hey, wait a minute!!! I learned this in school - "In fourteen hundred and ninety two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue". OMFG!!! Columbus was a Muslim. And Columbus discovered America. That means all Americans are Muslim!!! My neighbors are terrorists, and I didn't even know it!! I better go lock the doors and windows!!

[SuperFemme]

america's first mosque:

[dreadgeek]

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

"Islamic Community Center two blocks from the very edge of the Twin Towers area and several more blocks from the actual tower locations" doesn't fit on a protest sign.

It also doesn't scare ignorant and gullible people.

True enough. It also doesn't fit into the narrative of "wherever there is an Islamic conquest they (Muslims) erect a mosque so if we allow a mosque to be erected *anywhere* in the United States, that means that we're capitulating to having been conquered by the Saracens, I mean the Moors, sorry one more try, Al Qaeda. Isn't it wonderful that Islam can look to Christianity as an example because, I'm sure you're all aware, that there isn't a single instance--what-so-ever--of Christians building a triumphalist church on or near the site of a battlefield. Okay, if you eliminate every Christian church built in the Western Hemisphere there are no examples of that. No that doesn't quite work; not counting any churches built in the Western Hemisphere, anywhere between Istanbul in the south to Moscow in the East, any Christian churches built in Western Europe, any Christian churches in Israel, Egypt, or Algeria, or sub-Saharan Africa, you can't find a *single* instance of Christians building a triumphalist church on or near the site of a battlefield. No, that still doesn't quite work, this time for sure; if you exclude the planet occupying the third orbital position around our local star, and just count orbital positions 1, 2 and 4 (Mercury, Venus and Mars respectively) you can't find a *single* triumphalist Christian church built near a battlefield.

Cheers
Aj

[SuperFemme]

Originally Posted by dreadgeek

T No, that still doesn't quite work, this time for sure; if you exclude the planet occupying the third orbital position around our local star, and just count orbital positions 1, 2 and 4 (Mercury, Venus and Mars respectively) you can't find a *single* triumphalist Christian church built near a battlefield.

Cheers
Aj

so what you're saying is that the proposed mosque near ground zero is responsible for mercury in retrograde? don't tell rush limbaugh.

[dreadgeek]

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

so what you're saying is that the proposed mosque near ground zero is responsible for mercury in retrograde? don't tell rush limbaugh.

It's an Al Qaeda plot! Wait. If you think about it. Muslims built mosques on Earth. Earth is near the sun (relatively speaking). The sun is the gravitational center of the solar system. Reagan's ghost! Islam has conquered the solar system!!!!!! It's worse than that, in about 5 billion years, the sun is going to expand out to about the orbit of Mars, completely destroying the Earth! What I think has happened is that future Muslims have traveled *back* in time to build the Cordoba House as a sign that the final triumph of Islam will occur when the Sun (which is just a star and a number of Muslim-majority nations have stars in their flag) parboils the Earth. (The mosque couldn't be built after the sun cooks the Earth thus the traveling back in time.) Or it might be that these Muslim time-travelers are from the *very* far future (15 billion years +/-) when the Universe undergoes heat death.