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Old 10-06-2010, 07:09 AM   #1
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Hello,
My name is Shelby.
I'm a Lhasa Apso and the Dr. says I'm a year and a half old.
My mommie is Ms. Tabitha and I was rescued from a shelter.
I have a brother who is 3 years old and is a 15 pound orange tabby cat and twice my size and a sister who is 7 years old and a calico cat who is much smaller than I am.
I have my own pet, a parrot he is an African Gray and is 32 years old, he copies my barks and copies the cat's meows and he copies lots of things my mommie says .
Mommie takes me to get my hair done once a week and I get to shop at Petco. Every time I hear mommie grab her keys I know its time to go.
I run through the house and kiss my brother and sister goodbye, I think they are jealous I get to leave because they try to slap at me when I kiss them bye.
I jump up on the arm of the couch and try to kiss the bird, I don't think he likes me that close to his cage.
My mommies kids and her friends and family say I am spoild rotten, whatever that means.
Mommie says one day, I might get an English Bulldog sister.



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Old 10-06-2010, 08:58 AM   #2
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WOOF! look it at all the puppies and kitties and a BIRD!! I used to have a bird he was a green cheeked conure his name was ocho cause his leg band had the number 8 on it...

mommy said she didn't get to spend enough time with him so she gave him to a lady who is a stewardess and lives in pheonix, arizonia...he gets to go outside in a cage everyday!! i kinda miss him but he would try to bite my snooter...

i'm glad you came to see us shelby and bailey and brando and shadow and peppa and the other bella too! isn't this fun to woof to each other? now i know why mom likes this toy so much!!

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Old 10-06-2010, 09:11 AM   #3
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hey...
i dont talk much... but... i saw all you outing yourself and figured i might as well venture into the social sphere...
my name's max too... but i aint no danged cat... im a jack russell... and yeah... im a little overweight... but i think its just my nature... my person... blass... rescued me about 6 months ago... i gotta brother that looks alot like blass... i keep trying to tell them i am a grown dog... they keep talking to me like im a puppy... i am the alpha dog... and i love my new home... i make sure no other things come into our yard... its a really really long yard... so... with my little legs sometimes it takes me a looooong time to get to whatever is down by the road... and then i am usually all tuckered out by the time i get back to my house....

i gotta friend named edgrr... he is a grey tabby and he is a SOB... he has lots of attitude... can you believe he bites my ppl???? all the time he does... and... since he is so little he gets to sit on my blass... he sits on this thing i am typing on all the time too... he likes to lick his privates when he sits on this keyboard thing... yeah... he stalks me... i ignore him... long as he stays away from my moo and my rabbit and MY treats... ill let him stay... he thinks he is boss... i let him... well... sometimes i have to make him go away... i get nervous a lot because i was abused at that other place... i am really afraid of hairbrushes... and... hate it when anyone raises their voice... slowly but surely i am realizing that this is a home i can truly relax in tho...
its good to be a dog in this house...
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I am Opus Holland!



I am an old man of 13 now... Just passed a stone (boy it was painful) and my Momma thought I was dying. She had me laid to rest just a few weeks ago.

I share my palace with Ophelia Mae (Pug 8), Fiona Joy (Boxer 6) and that brat who tries to steal my special urinary food (yummy) Samson Moses (Chihuahua 2).

Please don't laugh at my video - My Momma was bored one day, and after all -- I am King Opus Holland!
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I am an old man of 13 now... Just passed a stone (boy it was painful) and my Momma thought I was dying. She had me laid to rest just a few weeks ago.

I share my palace with Ophelia Mae (Pug 8), Fiona Joy (Boxer 6) and that brat who tries to steal my special urinary food (yummy) Samson Moses (Chihuahua 2).

Please don't laugh at my video - My Momma was bored one day, and after all -- I am King Opus Holland!
Oh that is too cute for words I love it and sorry about your dog and the kidney stone ouch for him....I just love hearing about people's pets and the things they do, keep it coming...
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so adorable!!!!!

Good morning pups and kitties and birds and and and....

I've had an enjoyable morning. Me and mommy sat outside a few minutes and listened to the pretty mockin bird. I kept looking up in the tree but never did see her. I love when mommy sits outside with coffee and watches me play. I show off real good!!! I run and jump and hop like a bunny and screammmmmm. It makes her smile and laugh and clap her hands!!!!
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I am Opus Holland!



I am an old man of 13 now... Just passed a stone (boy it was painful) and my Momma thought I was dying. She had me laid to rest just a few weeks ago.

I share my palace with Ophelia Mae (Pug 8), Fiona Joy (Boxer 6) and that brat who tries to steal my special urinary food (yummy) Samson Moses (Chihuahua 2).

Please don't laugh at my video - My Momma was bored one day, and after
all -- I am King Opus Holland!

awww thanks King Opus Holland my mom said she has had kidney stones and
she feels your pain...we're both so happy for you that you're not in pain anymore! come back again!!

i love you!
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Questions for all dog lovers?? Does your dog or cat have a ferocious appetite cause mines does, gosh he ate some dog food his own, his sister's canned food and some pasta plain with butter some fell on the floor..lol seriously the dog can eat!!
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Questions for all dog lovers?? Does your dog or cat have a ferocious appetite cause mines does, gosh he ate some dog food his own, his sister's canned food and some pasta plain with butter some fell on the floor..lol seriously the dog can eat!!
My dogs nickname is Piglotta! She is a bottomless pit.
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My dogs nickname is Piglotta! She is a bottomless pit.
My dog ate a lot today!! so its just the dog that likes to eat I guess, the other one the little chiuaua eats very little nothing compared to the bigger one he's fat!!
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We are Lawfawnda (I'm the black pug) and Lily (she's the fawn pug). We were living with Mommy's parents but now we are with Mommy and Daddy. It's more fun with them. I especially like Daddy's lap. We are 3 years old. The funny old Cranky Cat sits in the back. I want to play with her and everyone but she won't do it. And Lily is too afraid to play with everyone.

It is funner here since so many people, goggies and other things go by the yard. Lily doesn't like the heat as she has a double coat but it doesn't bother me none. I really like car rides and Daddy says I need goggles since I stick my head out so far.
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I think Tennessee must be losing the game again, cuz my Daddy is not happy this afternoon. Ya know I have learned a lot of color phrases and ugly words this fall. I think when I grow up I want to be that rocky top dawg, Daddy likes him. He's got a funny voice though......signed Skip
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