Top 10 Lesbian Myths - Page 2

Jett · 06-07-2010, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Myth:

All lesbians are vanilla......

Which brings up the lesbian sex is "mutual masterbation" myth. I mean really I'm not even sure how that works.

I can just hear it now yelled across a bed:

"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"Noooo!"
"Are you thinking of me?"
"No... I mean yes... damn it, I was so close that time!"

AtLast · 06-08-2010, 12:33 AM

Insert ALL in front of these.....

Lesbians do not understand the B-F dynamic.

Lesbians are anti-trans.

Lesbians are not stylish.

Lesbians are anti-kink/BDSM, stone and anti-dildos.

Lesbians hate men.

Lesbians hate butches.

Lesbians hate femmes.

Lesbians are the enemy of the TIQ segement of the umbrella LGBTIQ community.

Lerbians must have equal numbers of orgasms in the very same manner every time they make love and they keep records (just saw a post in a thread referring to this!!!

Lesbians are anti-masculine.

imperfect_cupcake · 07-21-2010, 09:37 AM

I remember when I was Bar tending at the G-spot, a private members women's club, it was the day after pride and the upstairs had a few gals reclining, talking, reading, eating. A guy burst in (unmarked building but I'm sure word got round) with his shirt off and some homophobic saying on his chest in Jiffy marker (I can't recall what it was, too long ago). He pointed and said "YOU ALLL HAVE PENIS ENVY!"
No one reacted, people kept talking. One gal who was reading said "no. I think you'll find our cocks are much bigger than yours." and went back to reading.

I told him it was a private members club and he'd have to leave. He wanted to join, how much was a membership. "of course you can join. $200,000 please."

he left without too much fuss, but I recall him not having a comeback for the assertion about penis envy.

SuperFemme · 07-21-2010, 11:53 AM

Lynn · 09-08-2010, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martina

<-- wears Berkies, has hairy pits at the moment, and eats the hummus.

Lesbians need to process everything.

Lesbians don't like raunchy sex. They just cuddle and lick.

Lesbian feminists are humorless.

...and they like vegetarian potluck dinner parties. At least, I do.
And, after dinner, they form a drumming circle in the backyard and howl at the moon. I don't do this, but some of my best friends do.

Jess · 09-08-2010, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynn

...and they like vegetarian potluck dinner parties. At least, I do.
And, after dinner, they form a drumming circle in the backyard and howl at the moon. I don't do this, but some of my best friends do.

I have yet to figure out why there are always at least five bean dishes at these potlucks.

rapataptappin on the drum

Cyclopea · 11-04-2010, 02:19 AM

Here is the #1 Number one, mind you! Hit on youtube when searching "lesbian dyke"
*pukes a little in my mouth*

LipstickLola · 11-04-2010, 04:58 AM

Jerry Springer makes my butt wanna chew my shirttail....just sayin

silentshout · 11-10-2010, 02:36 PM

myth: All lesbians use strap-ons.

myth: All lesbians like chocolate ice cream.

and ect.

Nat · 11-10-2010, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynn

...and they like vegetarian potluck dinner parties. At least, I do.
And, after dinner, they form a drumming circle in the backyard and howl at the moon. I don't do this, but some of my best friends do.

I wanna have a drum circle and howl at the moon.

About seven years ago I went swimming at night at Barton springs in Austin (it's a huge freezing swimming pool, spring-fed and very natural looking). It happened to be a full moon night, and all these people showed up and began howling at the moon. I was down in the dark cold water and with the full moon above me and human howls coming from all sides. The greater part of me at the time felt like this was an odd and somewhat silly and very Austin experience. Since then, though, there have been nights when I wish I could go back there to that moment and join the human howling at the moon. It seems like howling is such a lonely sound and the visceral sharing of and in loneliness in the cold dark water is a moment I want back. I was alone all the time back then - no matter how many people I knew - and I didn't yet know the sound of my own voice.

Nat · 11-11-2010, 04:00 PM

When I was still living my straight life, I had some stereotypes of lesbians. I thought the were laid back and happy and care free and enjoyed barbecues and parties and laughed long and hard and were inclusive and supportive of other women. Oh, and that they adored their animals.

I think I got these ideas from watching backstage footage of the indigo girls at Lilith faire and by watching my lesbian next-door neighbors as I grew up.

And mostly I thought they were stronger than I.

JustBeingMe · 11-11-2010, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metropolis

Which brings up the lesbian sex is "mutual masterbation" myth. I mean really I'm not even sure how that works.

I can just hear it now yelled across a bed:

"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"Noooo!"
"Are you thinking of me?"
"No... I mean yes... damn it, I was so close that time!"

OMFG>>>>>ROFL>>>>>>>LMFAO at this one. Thanks Met.

JustBeingMe · 11-11-2010, 04:28 PM

OH and don't forget this one...............
Lesbianism is CONTAGIOUS.......

Hmm, I wonder whom I caught it from?

I'll be back at a later date to post more when I have more time.

Thanks Met for starting this thread, it's making me laugh already.

1PlayfulFemme · 11-12-2010, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silentshout

myth: All lesbians use strap-ons.

myth: All lesbians like chocolate ice cream.

and ect.

OMG! We DON'T all like chocolate ice cream?????? (Are we even HUMAN then???)

1PlayfulFemme · 11-12-2010, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustBeingMe

OH and don't forget this one...............
Lesbianism is CONTAGIOUS.......

Hmm, I wonder whom I caught it from?

I'll be back at a later date to post more when I have more time.

Thanks Met for starting this thread, it's making me laugh already.

*Laughing* Just...clearly..you caught it the same place most of us did...our first girlfriends!

(I know it worked for me anyway)

nicetgurl_30 · 11-12-2010, 03:11 PM

Can fix cars
Doesn't like to wear make-up
Worships Ellen
Aggressive

FR · 11-12-2010, 03:21 PM

-- cuddle and lick? omg we are all cats...

Nat · 11-12-2010, 03:50 PM

I mother lesbian tell menonce that I wasn't a true lesbian unless I watched gay male porn.

Nat · 11-12-2010, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nat

I mother lesbian tell menonce that I wasn't a true lesbian unless I watched gay male porn.

Jesus I gotta proof-read better. My iphone and my fingers are not the best of friends.

This was supposed to read, "Another lesbian told me once that I wasn't a true lesbian unless I watched gay male porn.

"

I promise I'm not drunk.

yet.

faymie · 11-18-2010, 07:56 PM

Thanks for all the wonderful reflections. I am lesbian--and femme. Probably could have figured myself out sooner if there had not been so many 'myths.'

I've been playing in the arcade for a while now. This is my first post to the fora!

Faymie

06-08-2010, 12:33 AM	#22
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,827 Times in 3,199 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Insert ALL in front of these..... Lesbians do not understand the B-F dynamic. Lesbians are anti-trans. Lesbians are not stylish. Lesbians are anti-kink/BDSM, stone and anti-dildos. Lesbians hate men. Lesbians hate butches. Lesbians hate femmes. Lesbians are the enemy of the TIQ segement of the umbrella LGBTIQ community. Lerbians must have equal numbers of orgasms in the very same manner every time they make love and they keep records (just saw a post in a thread referring to this!!! Lesbians are anti-masculine. Last edited by AtLast; 06-08-2010 at 12:35 AM. Reason: stuff

11-04-2010, 02:19 AM	#27
Cyclopea Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Lesbian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Exit Zero Posts: 1,267 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,694 Thanked 1,615 Times in 632 Posts Rep Power: 226201	Here is the #1 Number one, mind you! Hit on youtube when searching "lesbian dyke" pukes a little in my mouth __________________ http://forum.axishistory.com/images/...arious/eye.jpg

11-04-2010, 04:58 AM	#28
LipstickLola Member How Do You Identify?: Happy Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: planet Earth Posts: 682 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,679 Thanked 1,597 Times in 433 Posts Rep Power: 5678218	Jerry Springer makes my butt wanna chew my shirttail....just sayin __________________ Happiness......it's a choice!!

11-10-2010, 02:36 PM	#29
silentshout Junior Member How Do You Identify?: andro Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 12 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13 Thanked 16 Times in 6 Posts Rep Power: 5963	myth: All lesbians use strap-ons. myth: All lesbians like chocolate ice cream. and ect. __________________ "fortify is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides with contentment for this is an impregnable fortress"

11-11-2010, 04:00 PM	#31
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender (DID System) Preferred Pronoun?: he/him or alter-specific Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Central TX Posts: 3,537 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,047 Thanked 13,968 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	When I was still living my straight life, I had some stereotypes of lesbians. I thought the were laid back and happy and care free and enjoyed barbecues and parties and laughed long and hard and were inclusive and supportive of other women. Oh, and that they adored their animals. I think I got these ideas from watching backstage footage of the indigo girls at Lilith faire and by watching my lesbian next-door neighbors as I grew up. And mostly I thought they were stronger than I. __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

07-21-2010, 09:37 AM	#23
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,712 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I remember when I was Bar tending at the G-spot, a private members women's club, it was the day after pride and the upstairs had a few gals reclining, talking, reading, eating. A guy burst in (unmarked building but I'm sure word got round) with his shirt off and some homophobic saying on his chest in Jiffy marker (I can't recall what it was, too long ago). He pointed and said "YOU ALLL HAVE PENIS ENVY!" No one reacted, people kept talking. One gal who was reading said "no. I think you'll find our cocks are much bigger than yours." and went back to reading. I told him it was a private members club and he'd have to leave. He wanted to join, how much was a membership. "of course you can join. $200,000 please." he left without too much fuss, but I recall him not having a comeback for the assertion about penis envy.

07-21-2010, 11:53 AM	#24
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11-11-2010, 04:28 PM	#33
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11-12-2010, 03:11 PM	#36
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11-12-2010, 03:21 PM	#37
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11-12-2010, 03:50 PM	#38
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender (DID System) Preferred Pronoun?: he/him or alter-specific Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Central TX Posts: 3,537 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,047 Thanked 13,968 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I mother lesbian tell menonce that I wasn't a true lesbian unless I watched gay male porn. __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

11-18-2010, 07:56 PM	#40
faymie Junior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: rural Missouri Posts: 7 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7 Thanked 23 Times in 6 Posts Rep Power: 0	Thanks for all the wonderful reflections. I am lesbian--and femme. Probably could have figured myself out sooner if there had not been so many 'myths.' I've been playing in the arcade for a while now. This is my first post to the fora! Faymie