I Wish I Had A Dollar For Every Time........

Kenna · 12-12-2010, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Three that I know of, and you are real good at sniffing them out for me. I think you was a Golden Retriever in your last life.

me...... Or maybe Nancy Drew....so tell me Blade where'd you last see them

Woff Woff!!
Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!!
Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!"
Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes!

Blade · 12-12-2010, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet

Woff Woff!!
Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!!
Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!"
Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes!

Well be sure and pack the dirt tight when you cover the holes up, we don't need to be stepping in holes and breaking an ankle or anything. Don't make me tie you to a tree...arf arf to make you behave

little_ms_sunshyne · 12-12-2010, 09:39 AM

...I get asked by my students if my wrist tattoo is real....I now respond "No, I draw it on with a Sharpie Marker every morning. See yesterday it only had 2 birds. Today it has five" and they reply "Miss that sounds like alot of work. Why dont you just get a real one? as they walk away thinking Im nuts lol

Sachita · 12-12-2010, 10:40 AM

If I had a dollar for every dog poop I ever picked up I could afford to pay someone else to do it.

12-12-2010, 03:08 PM

...the Woodipotimus leaves little kitty-claw puncture wounds in my thighs when she jumps up for cuddles.

...the Woodipotimus has managed to jump up on my lap unexecpectedly whilst I have a mug of coffee in my hand.

I'd be rich, less punctured and have saved scads of keyboards from sudden death!

lipstixgal · 12-12-2010, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Incubus

...the Woodipotimus leaves little kitty-claw puncture wounds in my thighs when she jumps up for cuddles.

...the Woodipotimus has managed to jump up on my lap unexecpectedly whilst I have a mug of coffee in my hand.

I'd be rich, less punctured and have saved scads of keyboards from sudden death!

Is a Woddipotimus a cat?? Never heard of that one...

12-12-2010, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by lipstixgal

Is a Woddipotimus a cat?? Never heard of that one...

Her Royal Greyness the Woodipotimus is my 11yr old Russian Blue fur-kid.

JAGG · 02-06-2012, 11:05 AM

For every time my best friend misses a turn or an exit when she is taling to me. Ha

Sassy · 02-08-2012, 06:28 PM

... a writer promised to deliver their story by deadline, and missed.

Jesse · 02-08-2012, 06:32 PM

...for every time I spent 50 cents.

Mr Nice Guy · 02-08-2012, 06:32 PM

Someone called me sir.

Kenna · 12-12-2010, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Well be sure and pack the dirt tight when you cover the holes up, we don't need to be stepping in holes and breaking an ankle or anything. Don't make me tie you to a tree...arf arf to make you behave

*chuckles*

Seems to me, that you're the one that doesn't need a hole to step in to break something and then need stitches and big bandages on your knees! You're dumb luck, you'd slip on all these damn "a-kurns" and need a nurse for a week! (I wish I had a dollar for EVERY one of the acorns - a.k.a. "a-kurns" - in our yard!! I could buy out Bill Gates!)

Woff Woff!!
I haven't met a tree yet that doesn't step out of my way when I'm in Alpha Bitch mode. *revs up chainsaw*

And I wish I had a dollar for every person that THOUGHT they could tie me to a tree and get away with it. The last person that tried, found himself stranded in the woods nekkid, used as squirrel bait.

Smooches,
Sweet -a.k.a. "High Power Priss with Power Tools*....*wraps herself in Pink Panther bathrobe and goes out to hug some trees*

lipstixgal · 12-12-2010, 10:12 AM

I wish I had a dollar for every time the dog whines for water, potty bathroom, etc etc...I'd be rich wow...

Blade · 12-12-2010, 10:25 AM

I wish I had a dollar for every time in my life I've been asked....why do you wear a hat?

Glenn · 12-12-2010, 10:30 AM

My Furkids sat on my computer, book, or newspaper for attention.

Scorp · 01-06-2011, 06:13 AM

Every damn hair ball my cat pukes up on the new carpet....

diamondrose · 12-13-2010, 06:54 AM

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I had to ask a coworker to clean up behind themselves.

12-12-2010, 09:39 AM	#3
little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	...I get asked by my students if my wrist tattoo is real....I now respond "No, I draw it on with a Sharpie Marker every morning. See yesterday it only had 2 birds. Today it has five" and they reply "Miss that sounds like alot of work. Why dont you just get a real one? as they walk away thinking Im nuts lol Last edited by little_ms_sunshyne; 12-12-2010 at 10:08 AM.

12-12-2010, 10:40 AM	#4
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12-12-2010, 03:08 PM	#5
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	I wish I had a $ or a £ for every time... ...the Woodipotimus leaves little kitty-claw puncture wounds in my thighs when she jumps up for cuddles. ...the Woodipotimus has managed to jump up on my lap unexecpectedly whilst I have a mug of coffee in my hand. I'd be rich, less punctured and have saved scads of keyboards from sudden death!

02-06-2012, 11:05 AM	#8
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12-12-2010, 10:12 AM	#13
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12-12-2010, 10:25 AM	#14
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12-12-2010, 10:30 AM	#15
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01-06-2011, 06:13 AM	#16
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12-13-2010, 06:54 AM	#17
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