Shit Heard Around this House!!

[TickledPink]

Originally Posted by princessbelle

OMG bad bois!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huggles my pinky girl.

An hour is a LONG time.

No matter what those two say....shrugs or no shrugs.

You got my vote girl.

ps it's scary how close alike those two think huh.

Thank you PURE BELLE! Muah....and, yes, vewy skeery, those two!

[Daywalker]

The extra love n care around here is just oozing these days.

"...I sucked the pickle juice off before I put it in yer tuna.
I didn't want it to get all soggy"

What makes this comment extra Speshel?

Daywalker said it to the Mrs. Daywalker.
........
Not the other way around.

Wwweeeeeeeee

[Gemme]

We didn't have the heat on but it's been dreary and damp and chilly enough that our sliding glass door fogged up due to the temperature difference.

I snuck up behind Organic and wrote H E L P! backwards on the window and put a squiggle underneath it.

He looked over and said, "Now, what if someone from the apartments across the street sees it and calls the cops?"

I said, "First of all, the cops have bigger fish to fry than you keeping me hostage. Secondly, there's a SQUIGGLE under it. No one would take it seriously."

Organic goes over and, instead of wiping it off, writes N O backwards in shaky weird lettering underneath.

Me: Oh, that is SO much better! They won't suspect anything from THAT.

[Gemme]

We're watching horrible, I mean HORRIBLE, movies during the down time while Organic is at work. We watched Highway to Hell with Kristy Swanson and Chad Lowe. Ugh. Then he started up some Road to Promythius (or some such nonsense) and started complaining because they didn't stab a guy to his specifications. I said that it was a crappy movie and what did he expect and Organic said, "I expect them to stab a muthafucka and not just stab the ground!"



Yes, we have high standards at our home.

[scootebaby]

Originally Posted by Gemme

We're watching horrible, I mean HORRIBLE, movies during the down time while Organic is at work. We watched Highway to Hell with Kristy Swanson and Chad Lowe. Ugh. Then he started up some Road to Promythius (or some such nonsense) and started complaining because they didn't stab a guy to his specifications. I said that it was a crappy movie and what did he expect and Organic said, "I expect them to stab a muthafucka and not just stab the ground!"



Yes, we have high standards at our home.

i can feel Organic on this...i mean if you are gonna stab someone you GOT to do it right! sheeesh

[lipstixgal]

Originally Posted by Gemme

We didn't have the heat on but it's been dreary and damp and chilly enough that our sliding glass door fogged up due to the temperature difference.

I snuck up behind Organic and wrote H E L P! backwards on the window and put a squiggle underneath it.

He looked over and said, "Now, what if someone from the apartments across the street sees it and calls the cops?"

I said, "First of all, the cops have bigger fish to fry than you keeping me hostage. Secondly, there's a SQUIGGLE under it. No one would take it seriously."

Organic goes over and, instead of wiping it off, writes N O backwards in shaky weird lettering underneath.

Me: Oh, that is SO much better! They won't suspect anything from THAT.

You need heat in TExas I didn't know that wow it must be really dreary and damp well its cold here in the northeast but expected at this time of year!! And its funny that you wrote that on the window with a squiggle underneath I really think that the cops will think nothing of it..but I got a laugh anyway thanks..

[Gentle Tiger]

*said to Zoe (my cat) as she is twirled around in my lap earlier while trying to get comfortable*

Please remove your paw from my crotch. Her response?

[christie]

During our 984 miles in 48 hr road trip to Nashville over Christmas...

Me: "Its clear this way."

Jess: "Good thing - I wasn't lookin' anyway"

Pure example of why you nap as little as possible when its not your turn to drive!

[Words]

My 21 year old incredibly spoilt daughter who's visiting from Israel and who seems oblivious to the fact that Christmas does not just 'happen' by itself (in response to my request that she pick up something from right in front of her on the floor)...

''Oooooooooooh Maaaaaaama, come on, you want me to bend? I'm tiiiiiiiiiired.''

*Sigh.*

Words

[Jess]

Originally Posted by christie0918

During our 984 miles in 48 hr road trip to Nashville over Christmas...

Me: "Its clear this way."

Jess: "Good thing - I wasn't lookin' anyway"

Pure example of why you nap as little as possible when its not your turn to drive!

another not so shiny Codger driving moment during said trip...

nearing 11:45 PM on nearly desolate I 77 when we meet oncoming traffic..

Her: Honey, you have your brights on

Me: Really? I knew I was seeing awfully good!