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Old 12-28-2010, 05:56 PM   #1
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walking thru the house during day noticing pine needles from tree all over place..poor tree beaten down...finally heading to bed....laying there watching tv as the kittens from hell are romping all over the place

Me: who's idea was it to get those damn kittens?
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Me: well next time tell me no dammit!
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I'm curled up on the couch, mindin' my own business and my roomie came to the hallway door and proceeded to look at me funny...

Me: What's wrong?
Blade: I'm waiting.
Me: What'ya waiting for?
Blade: We still have some snow left.
Me: Yeah.... AND?
Blade: We still have some snow left and I'm waiting.
Me: Yeah..... most of it has turned all muddy. WHAT are you waiting on.
Blade: To see naked snow angels!
Me: Well? Why don't you get naked and go make some snow angels?
Blade: *huff*

(that didn't exactly work out for him the way he planned *evil grin*)
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Clarification: "Murder is NOT playing nice!"
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Me and Miss Pink discussing being from small towns way out in the country of Tennessee and Kentucky respectively...

Me: "Well my Mama is from Franklin County and my Daddy was from Lincoln County so I know they weren't kin."

Miss Pink: "Well my Mom and Dad were from the same county but they weren't kin to each other and I'm not kin to any of my cousins either!"

Me: "HUH??"
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Me and Miss Pink discussing being from small towns way out in the country of Tennessee and Kentucky respectively...

Me: "Well my Mama is from Franklin County and my Daddy was from Lincoln County so I know they weren't kin."

Miss Pink: "Well my Mom and Dad were from the same county but they weren't kin to each other and I'm not kin to any of my cousins either!"

Me: "HUH??"

Oh hell... that literally made me laugh really loud! HA!
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Default Having just picked up the mail...

Scoote: Honey, you got something from Home Depot...

Jo: Oh, it's the credit card...so we could get the zero interest on the patio furniture...

Scoote: We have a Home Depot credit card???

Jo: Yep

Scoote: Damn...I wish I was more butch...

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Old 12-30-2010, 01:15 PM   #7
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Scoote: Honey, you got something from Home Depot...

Jo: Oh, it's the credit card...so we could get the zero interest on the patio furniture...

Scoote: We have a Home Depot credit card???

Jo: Yep

Scoote: Damn...I wish I was more butch...


LOL! Were that convo to take place here.. it would be me saying " Damn, we have a patio?".. to which she would respond " yes, the one you are going to use this credit card to build".. argh.. the joys of homebuilding!
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Me and Miss Pink discussing being from small towns way out in the country of Tennessee and Kentucky respectively...

Me: "Well my Mama is from Franklin County and my Daddy was from Lincoln County so I know they weren't kin."

Miss Pink: "Well my Mom and Dad were from the same county but they weren't kin to each other and I'm not kin to any of my cousins either!"

Me: "HUH??"

Grin..

My mom and dad actually are cousins... hehe

BUT

they didn't become cousins until mom was three and dad was one, so I don't think it counts...
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After having introduced a friend to The Big Bang Theory……..

Deb: OMG, Sheldon reminds me so much of you!

Kobi: huh?

Deb: Sheldon is you!

Kobi: Sorry, I still don’t get it.

Deb: People, except for the inner core, seldom know what Sheldon is saying. How often do people say to you…you are speaking in tongues again?

You both have an uncanny ability to be devoid of expression regardless of the situation.

Sheldon sees the world in formulas and probabilities. You see it in behavior patterns and human nature.

You both can dish out the funniest sarcasm but when done to you, you haven’t a clue.

Kobi: *trying to decide if I am supposed to feel insulted or uplifted*

Deb: Sheldon dresses better tho.

Kobi: * me picturing Sheldon*





Ok I’m quite sure that was meant to be a dig.

Deb: *giving hug* But I love your uniqueness.

Kobi: * Sighs. Has no freakin clue what just happened.*

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Two men answered my ad on freecycle about the (semi-creepy) shed I want to vanish from the back yard (and yes, Scoote agreed )

Unfortunately, it was already getting dark when they showed up...and Scoote was at work. So there I am, in the back yard, in the semi-dark, with two strange men. I do not particularly care for this.

Shadow (our mini-dachshund), trots out....barks twice.

Man #1: Hi puppy

Shadow barks once more, then runs for the doggy door, looking over his shoulder as he goes. Great watch dog.

Conversation and shed inspection continues.

Banshee (our boy kitty who is the size of a small pony) approaches.

Me: Hi Banshee boo boo

Banshee: Meow...and starts to purr

Man #2 (stepping out of the shed): Hi kitty

Banshee hisses, snarls, puffs his tail up and starts to walk stiff-legged towards both men.

Man #1: Dammmmnnnnnn.....you don't need a dog with a cat like that.
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