Mr Bent- celebrity or are we just stalkers?

adorable · 01-02-2011, 09:06 PM

I confess that I peep on all things bent or twisted. Had there been a Mr. Twisted (someone feel free to take this as your SN btw) I would have "viewed" them showering as well.

Mister Bent · 01-02-2011, 09:09 PM

is bent.

Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.

adorable · 01-02-2011, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

is bent.

Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.

That's fine. Number 1 has always worked for me.

Semantics · 01-02-2011, 09:27 PM

The time when I was visitor number 4792 I wore this:

Today when I was visitor 7027 I wasn't in disguise but I did have artichokes in a bowl near my computer.

Mister Bent · 01-02-2011, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Semantics

The time when I was visitor number 4792 I wore this:

Today when I was visitor 7027 I wasn't in disguise but I did have artichokes in a bowl near my computer.

This could be a new subset of the thread, "What were you wearing when you were visitor #...?"

According to Aristotle, my pole could use some of those artichokes.

“Erection is chiefly caused by parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to a powder drunk in muscatel”

DapperButch · 01-02-2011, 09:40 PM

Does one bringing up their own page add to the visit count?

betenoire · 01-02-2011, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

This could be a new subset of the thread, "What were you wearing when you were visitor #...?"

Last time I visited your page, I was wearing a sock.

I like Dapper's theory.

moxie · 01-02-2011, 09:40 PM

Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.

betenoire · 01-02-2011, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by puregrrl

Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him.

Uh huh.

That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

moxie · 01-02-2011, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

That does sound more plausible.

DapperButch · 01-02-2011, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

That is absolutely not it.

Frankly, I think it's because he is so frequently an asshole that people visit his profile during fits of rage.

There you go, being mean to puddinpants, again.

Poor guy....maybe people visit his page to try to cheer him up after you beat him about the forums.

DomnNC · 01-02-2011, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

is bent.

Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers.

MY eyes, MY eyes!!! I'm scarred for life now!!!

I'm sure you all are believing that too, right?

View Poll Results: Do you visit Mr Bent's visitor page because..
He's an interesting Guy	8	9.20%
Duh, I'm a Stalker	10	11.49%
I consider myself paparazzi	14	16.09%
I don't know what the hell you are talking about...	60	68.97%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

01-02-2011, 09:09 PM	#2
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,722 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	my, er, pole is bent. Forthwith, I will refer to all of you only by your numbers. __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

01-02-2011, 09:40 PM	#6
DapperButch Roadster Guy How Do You Identify?: FTM, Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Posts: 7,745 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26,545 Thanked 26,810 Times in 5,772 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Maybe it is just simple narcissism Does one bringing up their own page add to the visit count? __________________ -Dapper Are you educated or indoctrinated?

01-02-2011, 09:40 PM	#8
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,765 Times in 1,846 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Didn't y'all know that he has magic powers with the ladies? That's why everyone flocks to Bent's profile. The ladies want to be with him and the dudes want to be just like him. Uh huh. __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

01-02-2011, 09:06 PM	#1
adorable Member How Do You Identify?: Sarcastically Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home of the Yankee's Posts: 752 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,708 Thanked 2,644 Times in 590 Posts Rep Power: 12725119	I confess that I peep on all things bent or twisted. Had there been a Mr. Twisted (someone feel free to take this as your SN btw) I would have "viewed" them showering as well.

01-02-2011, 09:27 PM	#4
Semantics Senior Member How Do You Identify?: malapropist Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New England Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,367 Thanked 3,968 Times in 1,201 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	The time when I was visitor number 4792 I wore this: Today when I was visitor 7027 I wasn't in disguise but I did have artichokes in a bowl near my computer.