Shit Heard Around this House!!

Gemme · 01-04-2011, 10:07 PM

While in the car, a song came on the radio. I began to sing a little bit and Ebon just shook his head. As we pulled into our parking spot, he says, "Now, why would someone want to do that and sing like Eminem?"

I said, "Because it IS Eminem".

JustJo · 01-05-2011, 09:39 AM

I'm on the phone with my teammates and, in a lighter moment, we're talking about New Year's resolutions...

Jo: I've resolved that I'm going to measure out a good 4 mile walk for myself and get back to it...the dog and I both need it and I haven't been getting my daily walk since I moved to Florida.

co-worker: But aren't there alligators where you are now?

Jo: Well, there probably are some in the canals, but I haven't seen one yet.

co-worker: How big is your dog? Could he outrun an alligator? Or could you pick him up and run if you saw one?

Jo: He's a mini-dachshund...if we see an alligator I'll be grabbing him and taking up running like *** (another co-worker and his resolution)

Team laughs (probably at the image of me running

)

co-worker: OMG Jo...do you realize you're going to be walking 4 miles a day with bait?!?!?!?

Gemme · 01-06-2011, 05:49 PM

Me: I'm at lunch! I have soda! Weeee!

Ebon: We we weeeeeeeeee! Enjoy your soda. I'm about to start work. Yaaay!!! Do you have some actual food too?

Me: Pbj. Banana. Reeses cup.

Ebon: Lunch of champions.

Me: Rice cake too! I get to go on a field trip!

Ebon: Where to? Sounds like fun!

Me: The BANK!!! Guess where it is.

Ebon: Mayner?

(The town is spelled Manor, but they pronounce it like May--ner, so we make fun of it all the time. It's like a dirty, gritty Aunt Bea-less Mayberry.)

Me: Flippin' right, it is! And I'll have to go there EVERY night I close the store from this Saturday on. Lucky! Did I mention I had soda?

01-04-2011, 10:07 PM	#1
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01-05-2011, 09:39 AM	#2
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,405 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Heard on a work conference call... I'm on the phone with my teammates and, in a lighter moment, we're talking about New Year's resolutions... Jo: I've resolved that I'm going to measure out a good 4 mile walk for myself and get back to it...the dog and I both need it and I haven't been getting my daily walk since I moved to Florida. co-worker: But aren't there alligators where you are now? Jo: Well, there probably are some in the canals, but I haven't seen one yet. co-worker: How big is your dog? Could he outrun an alligator? Or could you pick him up and run if you saw one? Jo: He's a mini-dachshund...if we see an alligator I'll be grabbing him and taking up running like * (another co-worker and his resolution) Team laughs (probably at the image of me running ) co-worker: OMG Jo...do you realize you're going to be walking 4 miles a day with bait*?!?!?!? __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters*

01-06-2011, 05:49 PM	#3
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,926 Times in 25,667 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	Me: I'm at lunch! I have soda! Weeee! Ebon: We we weeeeeeeeee! Enjoy your soda. I'm about to start work. Yaaay!!! Do you have some actual food too? Me: Pbj. Banana. Reeses cup. Ebon: Lunch of champions. Me: Rice cake too! I get to go on a field trip! Ebon: Where to? Sounds like fun! Me: The BANK!!! Guess where it is. Ebon: Mayner? (The town is spelled Manor, but they pronounce it like May--ner, so we make fun of it all the time. It's like a dirty, gritty Aunt Bea-less Mayberry.) Me: Flippin' right, it is! And I'll have to go there EVERY night I close the store from this Saturday on. Lucky! Did I mention I had soda? __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.