Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer - Page 4

labete · 01-14-2010, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by little man

no, 'cause guys are always looking for something soft and wet to get into.

is a whiz-bang the same as water sports?

It's how you rinse if you're a wafflestomper.

Thank you, sir, may I have another?

little man · 01-14-2010, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by labete

It's how you rinse if you're a wafflestomper.

Thank you, sir, may I have another?

no, absolutely not. you've not tidied up since the last one.

what does the phrase "at any rate" mean, anyway?

Gemme · 01-14-2010, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by little man

no, absolutely not. you've not tidied up since the last one.

what does the phrase "at any rate" mean, anyway?

I'm not sure, but the lady on the corner in heels and a pleather skirt said that it's a very important thing to negotiate.

If my heart is in San Francisco, where the Hell is my head?

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

I'm not sure, but the lady on the corner in heels and a pleather skirt said that it's a very important thing to negotiate.

If my heart is in San Francisco, where the Hell is my head?

Silly Gemme it is on your shoulders!! Sheesh!!

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

Mr.Nobody · 01-15-2010, 08:21 AM

um...what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 08:37 AM

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um...what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Meow!!

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Ryobi · 01-15-2010, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

Meow!!

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Oddly enough, yes. I volunteered for one this past Aug.

Are deep sea divers restricted from diving in oceans?

Toto got naming rights to a band, btw.

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 09:49 AM

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Oddly enough, yes. I volunteered for one this past Aug.
Ohhhh you kn

ow how to fly/?*jealous*

Are deep sea divers restricted from diving in oceans?

Toto got naming rights to a band, btw.

I knew he was most successful one out of all of them!!

Only if they are under the influence!!

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?

LieslKate · 01-15-2010, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

A: Most dentists have a small tool!

Q: Why, oh why does AI have to come on HOURS later for me than everyone else???

A: 'Cause you are living in the wrong timezone... <winkzzz> !

Q: If we are having Global warming why is it so freaking cold here today?? -5C brrrrrrrrr...

little man · 01-15-2010, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by LieslKate

A: 'Cause you are living in the wrong timezone... <winkzzz> !

Q: If we are having Global warming why is it so freaking cold here today?? -5C brrrrrrrrr...

you live in canada...only the southern hemisphere has global warming.

how did popcorn get discovered?

MrSunshine · 01-15-2010, 11:30 AM

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you live in canada...only the southern hemisphere has global warming.

how did popcorn get discovered?

on a VERY hot day in a corn field.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 11:52 AM

crunch crunch crunch..i dont know

crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

crunch crunch crunch..i dont know

crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

If they take out taxes it is.

Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)

hippieflowergirl · 01-15-2010, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

If they take out taxes it is.

Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)

because your mind is attuned to symbolism rather than stupid abbreviations made by people who cant be bothered to write the whole word. you are very smart. people dont appreciate you nearly enough. stick your tongue out at them. that's my advice.

(*warning*hot topic ahead) why do we kill criminals to prove that killing is wrong? if that's logic then why dont we rob them to prove that theft is wrong, beat them to prove that violence is wrong and dont even get me started on rape...

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by hippieflowergirl

because your mind is attuned to symbolism rather than stupid abbreviations made by people who cant be bothered to write the whole word. you are very smart. people dont appreciate you nearly enough. stick your tongue out at them. that's my advice.

(*warning*hot topic ahead) why do we kill criminals to prove that killing is wrong? if that's logic then why dont we rob them to prove that theft is wrong, beat them to prove that violence is wrong and dont even get me started on rape...

What was that you said about logic?

If olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made out of?

labete · 01-15-2010, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

What was that you said about logic?

If olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made out of?

Bay bees.

How many fairies can dance on the head of a pin?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by labete

Bay bees.

How many fairies can dance on the head of a pin?

3 on the head of a pin, 300 on a Pin Head.

Why do tampon commercials exist? I mean, really? I don't want creative periods, wings, or a mother nature hallucination.

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 02:05 PM

Created by misogynists to supress!!

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

labete · 01-15-2010, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

3 on the head of a pin, 300 on a Pin Head.

Why do tampon commercials exist? I mean, really? I don't want creative periods, wings, or a mother nature hallucination.

Because without the commercials, we might think tampons were for nosebleeds instead of special bonding time walking on the beach with mom.

Who put the bomp (in the bomp, bomp, bomp)?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

Created by misogynists to supress!!

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

No, but happy cows love cheese.

What's another word for thesaurus?

01-15-2010, 08:21 AM	#65
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