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Old 01-15-2010, 10:38 AM   #1
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Q: If we are having Global warming why is it so freaking cold here today?? -5C brrrrrrrrr...
you live in canada...only the southern hemisphere has global warming.


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Old 01-15-2010, 11:30 AM   #2
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you live in canada...only the southern hemisphere has global warming.


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on a VERY hot day in a corn field.


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Old 01-15-2010, 11:52 AM   #3
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crunch crunch crunch..i dont know

crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
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crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
If they take out taxes it is.

Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)
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Old 01-15-2010, 01:16 PM   #5
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If they take out taxes it is.

Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)
because your mind is attuned to symbolism rather than stupid abbreviations made by people who cant be bothered to write the whole word. you are very smart. people dont appreciate you nearly enough. stick your tongue out at them. that's my advice.

(*warning*hot topic ahead) why do we kill criminals to prove that killing is wrong? if that's logic then why dont we rob them to prove that theft is wrong, beat them to prove that violence is wrong and dont even get me started on rape...
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because your mind is attuned to symbolism rather than stupid abbreviations made by people who cant be bothered to write the whole word. you are very smart. people dont appreciate you nearly enough. stick your tongue out at them. that's my advice.

(*warning*hot topic ahead) why do we kill criminals to prove that killing is wrong? if that's logic then why dont we rob them to prove that theft is wrong, beat them to prove that violence is wrong and dont even get me started on rape...

What was that you said about logic?

If olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made out of?

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If olive oil is made out of olives, then what is baby oil made out of?
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If they take out taxes it is.

Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)
means no schooling to this dyslexic

Why do highways run through valleys? Are biways like frontage roads or back alleys?
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