5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

clay · 05-19-2011, 01:23 PM

1. I am actually very tenderhearted...yes I am a Butch BUT have very soft, tender heart!
2. I am deathly afraid of SNAKES! ALL of them!
3. That I love to watch old movies that make me cry!!!!
4. I love to eat ice cream right out of the carton.....<wink>
5. That I am a widower....losing my partner of 15 years, two and a half years ago!!!! to Cancer!!!!

uglyboi · 05-19-2011, 03:46 PM

I went to summer camp for the first time at the age of seven. I packed my own bag, but I forgot to bring underwear, a jacket, or a comb. The staff gave me what I needed out of the "lost and found".

I weigh more than my father.

As a fourth-grader, I rolled a piece of Scotch tape backwards, put it on the end of a pencil, and stuck it in my left ear. When I couldn’t get it out, I told my teacher I had an earache so she would let me go to the school nurse. The blind school nurse looked in my ear, but saw nothing unusual, so life went on. A year or so later, my pediatrician noticed some type of foreign object lodged in my left ear and irrigated the hell out of it until — big surprise coming in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .a rolled piece of Scotch tape fell out.

I really think that Larry King is an alien sent here to do weird experiments on us, like erasing our ability to think.

I usually narrate my driving, even when I’m alone, for example; “I’m gonna turn left now, here we go”; “Oooh look, a Golden Retriever!”; “Hey, there’s Jessica, I should call her!”

Kätzchen · 05-19-2011, 04:54 PM

1) I can tie knots of all types
(I learned how to tie different types from a client who was in the Navy)

2) I like to jump on a trampoline
(doing so, makes me giggle like crazy but I'm afraid I will lose my balance doing it)

3) I am slow to make decisions
(when I was younger, I made snap judgements all the time - not so, today)

4) *righteous fucker!*
(favorite remark I reserve for satircal moments)

5) I want to own property up in the mountains
(a rustic cabin in the woods with all the simplicity this style of living affords:
pasture for animals, a basalt lined creek, trees everywhere, and a barn too)

Random · 05-19-2011, 04:58 PM

I like most bugs..
I like arachnoids...
I DON"T like milapeeds or centapeeds or any kind of many legged peeds...
I don't like potato bugs when they chase me... same goes for camel crickets...
I will sit for a half hour watching a spider weave a web or a paper wasp making a nest...

Just because I like them, doesn't mean I won't kill their ass if they start biting people in the house, or getting into food...

I will...

uglyboi · 05-20-2011, 06:59 AM

Some years back, I caught a baseball in my hair and was the player of the day.

My blood type is O negative.

I use to have a fish name Rupert. He committed suicide.

I currently have a hole in my sock big enough for me to stick my head through it.

I inherited my father's copious sweat glands.

I love to chomp me some Eggo Waffles.

05-19-2011, 01:23 PM	#1
clay Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch (Silver Fox) Dom Daddi Preferred Pronoun?: 50 Shades of Clay Darker & Deeper Relationship Status: married to my forever Join Date: May 2011 Location: salt air & sandy beaches Posts: 13,136 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 97,020 Thanked 31,662 Times in 7,748 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	Five things that none of my BFP friends would know about me! 1. I am actually very tenderhearted...yes I am a Butch BUT have very soft, tender heart! 2. I am deathly afraid of SNAKES! ALL of them! 3. That I love to watch old movies that make me cry!!!! 4. I love to eat ice cream right out of the carton.....<wink> 5. That I am a widower....losing my partner of 15 years, two and a half years ago!!!! to Cancer!!!!

05-19-2011, 03:46 PM	#2
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	ub trivia part II I went to summer camp for the first time at the age of seven. I packed my own bag, but I forgot to bring underwear, a jacket, or a comb. The staff gave me what I needed out of the "lost and found". I weigh more than my father. As a fourth-grader, I rolled a piece of Scotch tape backwards, put it on the end of a pencil, and stuck it in my left ear. When I couldn’t get it out, I told my teacher I had an earache so she would let me go to the school nurse. The blind school nurse looked in my ear, but saw nothing unusual, so life went on. A year or so later, my pediatrician noticed some type of foreign object lodged in my left ear and irrigated the hell out of it until — big surprise coming in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .a rolled piece of Scotch tape fell out. I really think that Larry King is an alien sent here to do weird experiments on us, like erasing our ability to think. I usually narrate my driving, even when I’m alone, for example; “I’m gonna turn left now, here we go”; “Oooh look, a Golden Retriever!”; “Hey, there’s Jessica, I should call her!”

05-19-2011, 04:58 PM	#4
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I like most bugs.. I like arachnoids... I DON"T like milapeeds or centapeeds or any kind of many legged peeds... I don't like potato bugs when they chase me... same goes for camel crickets... I will sit for a half hour watching a spider weave a web or a paper wasp making a nest... Just because I like them, doesn't mean I won't kill their ass if they start biting people in the house, or getting into food... I will... __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

05-20-2011, 06:59 AM	#5
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	5 more Some years back, I caught a baseball in my hair and was the player of the day. My blood type is O negative. I use to have a fish name Rupert. He committed suicide. I currently have a hole in my sock big enough for me to stick my head through it. I inherited my father's copious sweat glands. I love to chomp me some Eggo Waffles.

05-19-2011, 04:54 PM	#3
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: As a very feminine woman. Join Date: May 2010 Location: Near smoke signals in the sky. Posts: 16,214 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,404 Thanked 33,614 Times in 10,708 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	1) I can tie knots of all types (I learned how to tie different types from a client who was in the Navy) 2) I like to jump on a trampoline (doing so, makes me giggle like crazy but I'm afraid I will lose my balance doing it) 3) I am slow to make decisions (when I was younger, I made snap judgements all the time - not so, today) 4) righteous fucker! (favorite remark I reserve for satircal moments) 5) I want to own property up in the mountains (a rustic cabin in the woods with all the simplicity this style of living affords: pasture for animals, a basalt lined creek, trees everywhere, and a barn too)