A bit about you.

[Merlin]

Butch
Live with my girlfriend of two years in England
In a place called yorkshire
We have three cats,a dog,ten chickens,one goldfish and two cloud minnows ..
A four year old and a six year old,
Am an Arian ..
favourite food is spaghetti bolognese or Sunday dinner.

Love red wine which we like to drink lots of lol ..

We enjoy having friends round and lighting the fire pit in the back yard ..

One of my bezzies (best friend) is making me a godparent ..

[deb_U_taunt]

I tell my partner the only reason I married him is because my dog took to him.
He says the only reason he married me, because I drive a Ford.
Last night he locked the keys in my Ford, while it was running, because I had to stop to see how much a 1960 Chevy Belair was going for. lol
We laugh all the time.

[uglyboi]

I have a southern accent.

I have been attacked by a pig, because I have a southern accent.

I was born a month after my due date.

I don’t trust people very often or very easily.

There are many things I find amusing that most people don’t.

When my niece was three, I took her to see Sesame Street Live. In the middle of the show, Big Bird’s eye fell off and rolled across the stage. All of the music and singing is pre-recorded, so the singing and dancing continued as Ernie chased Big Bird’s eye, to the accompaniment of hundreds of small children screaming.

I like my steaks medium rare.

My dad calls me Guido.

Beasley's purse weighs about 5 to 10 pounds most days.

[Queerasfck]

I hate small paper clips. I throw away small ones when they are on documents given to me. I only use LARGE!

[Queerasfck]

I enjoy the music of American pianist, composer and music producer Burt Bacharach.

[Mister Bent]

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

I hate small paper clips. I throw away small ones when they are on documents given to me. I only use LARGE!

See, this is where we differ.

I prefer small paper clips, until large ones are absolutely necessary, followed by small binder clips. I believe in the hierarchy of such things.


Mom said you always took the bigger piece of pie, too.

[Gemme]

I'm not a size Queen. In reference to paper clips, of course. I use what the situation calls for and be done with it.

I have tried to like fancy tea but I can't. Herbal teas are horrific and no amount of milk or sugar helps.

Our refrigerator door makes this funny "er er errrrrr" sound as we close it.

I get the holiday and the next day off. I like official weekends, even when they don't fall on Saturday and Sunday.

I live with Ebon. No kids. No pets, except for the wild dove (I call her Sadie) that comes around every few days to sit (and crap) on our patio furniture.

[moxie]

Let's see...

I am not a paperclip elitist like E. I like all shapes, sizes and colors.

I do not have a Southern accent, despite what people with whom I have never spoken say.

I have been allergic to peanut butter since high school, I wish I could have a peanut butter and grape jelly sammich on Butternut white bread but I feel like breathing.

I can't watch anything remotely sad or I will start bawling. However, someone can tell me face-to-face something atrocious and I will not cry.

I really want a cat and someone to clean the litter box for me. I have never had a pet.

I am addicted to these chili lemon crackers, please someone take them away from me before I eat them all.