What's Happening in Austin

[Arwen]

I'm making my guacamole which isn't really REAL guacamole, but I'm told it's good.

This is what happens when that damned Glyneice goes out of town. No Glynncamole. No Hooker wine. No Wii.

I'm sure we can have fun.

Hey I know! We can play "Pin The Dreads On Ebon".

Can someone pick up some heavy duty thumb tacks?

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Arwen

I'll PM you my phone number and address. If you need directions...um...you will want to ask someone other than me. I'm really bad with directions.

Stand up and be counted, my directionally challenged sister!

Originally Posted by little man

this is true, mary....i've heard tales of arguments arwen's had with the GPS.

Her GPS is quite argumentative.

Originally Posted by Arwen

Sssst!

You've never taken an Arwen 720 tour. Just ask Vic or Gemme. Or ask Conner about talking to me while I'm shouting at Lola for taking me to the destination I plugged in NOT the destination I wanted.

Do not ask Ash what he named his GPS. I still haven't forgiven him.

I your tours. You should do it on the side, as your 4504th job. But only accept passengers who don't speak English. More fun that way.

Originally Posted by Goofy

Or by trying to figure out which direction you were headed by which side of the car the sun was on...

NOON, Goof. Noon!

Originally Posted by Dude

I'm worried there will be no chips and guacamole.

Well, if you're worried, then obviously you will be joining us.

Your job is to not forget the Honey.

Originally Posted by Arwen

I'm making my guacamole which isn't really REAL guacamole, but I'm told it's good.

This is what happens when that damned Glyneice goes out of town. No Glynncamole. No Hooker wine. No Wii.

I'm sure we can have fun.

Hey I know! We can play "Pin The Dreads On Ebon".

Can someone pick up some heavy duty thumb tacks?

No!

*puts foot down but not saying WHERE*

[Arwen]

Originally Posted by Gemme

Stand up and be counted, my directionally challenged sister!



Her GPS is quite argumentative.





I your tours. You should do it on the side, as your 4504th job. But only accept passengers who don't speak English. More fun that way.



NOON, Goof. Noon!



Well, if you're worried, then obviously you will be joining us.

Your job is to not forget the Honey.





No!

*puts foot down but not saying WHERE*

I love the Gemme right up to the point where she puts her foot down. Maaaaaaan. Just one round?

I will stand up and be counted. Which way should I face? Your left or my left or Conner's north?

[Arwen]

Originally Posted by maryoosa

Ha this has been hysterical to read. I adore my GPS and always does as it tells me. I'm carless in Austin, so I'll figure out how to get there--- I'm not free until 5:30ish on Sunday evening...so hopefully that won't be too late...

That said, I'm in Austin now---so you all need to tell me...where can a New York Yankee girl get some pink cowboy boots?

Cavender's Boot City on S. Lamar at West Gate Shopping Center is having a tent sale right now. Also there you can find Central Market (upper grocery market) and Amy's Ice Cream (try the Mexican Vanilla.)

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Arwen

I love the Gemme right up to the point where she puts her foot down. Maaaaaaan. Just one round?

I will stand up and be counted. Which way should I face? Your left or my left or Conner's north?

Nope, not even one round. That would count as hitting and we don't do that anymore.



Good question. Anyone have a compass?

[durrrrrrrr]

Originally Posted by Gemme

Good question. Anyone have a ass?

I do ...........

[Arwen]

Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr

I do ...........

Clarification: Have not are.

RUNNING!