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Old 06-26-2011, 12:19 AM   #1
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Concept: Dude in a pickle


Maybe a better way for Dude to be in a pickle, if he has to be inside one


I hate that Dude can't get the good kind of pickle instead of the crappy costume.
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Old 06-26-2011, 12:37 AM   #2
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Really hating non-restorative sleep patterns with pain waking me up. Also hating not having someone to go to some Giants ball games with! Guess that isn't a very romantic date kinda thing to ask someone to... LOL. Better to do something like seeing like theater or a film. Probably actually get a date, then! I miss having my best friend here and I miss being able to go see her and go to some storm games.
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I hate very seldom, trying to understand instead...
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I hate that there's a woman throwing up colored milk onto canvas, calling it art and people are buying the shit for a lot of money.
I hate that I never made money for throwing up.
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I hate that I never made money for throwing up.
Try eating crayons and pooping rainbows on to canvas, you never know....just sayin....
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I hate.... whoever created the social phobia of unshaven legs on a female!!!! Nothing wrong with furry! I have a couple of scars on my legs that make it difficult to shave, always a bloody mess. In order to wear my shorts for work though... I have to shave my damn legs!!! This really BITES!
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INKY...use Veet Cream..leave on as it says, then wash it away in the shower. I have NOT used a razor in years now. They make a sensitive skin version of it also! I LOVE it. Use it for underarms, too!
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Thanks Clay, I have tried it....... I just hate to have to do any of it. Waste of time as far as I'm concerned!
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That I can't bend my elbow today!
I'm going to have to suck it up and go to the doctor !
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I hate that weekends and vacations go so fast...but work weeks go so long...

I hate that this part of Texas is so far away from THAT part of Texas...(and my new friends )...but Michigan is even further

I hate the word HATE normally.... but this thread is fun...

I hate mean people!

I hate when my to-do list is longer than my have-fun list.

I hate when I plan special things for special people...and the plans don't work

I hate peas and carrots, liver and onions, chicken and waffles!

I hate that I am craving a Suzy Q right now...but don't have any...hmmm...

But I know someone who might get me one....Ohhhhhh Cupcake Man.....

Darn, I hate when the Cupcake Man is at work...when there is a Chocolate emergency....

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Really hating non-restorative sleep patterns with pain waking me up. Also hating not having someone to go to some Giants ball games with! Guess that isn't a very romantic date kinda thing to ask someone to... LOL. Better to do something like seeing like theater or a film. Probably actually get a date, then! I miss having my best friend here and I miss being able to go see her and go to some storm games.
The Giaints? Are they a good football team?
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And then on the real,finding someone with alike intrests as you is difficult, but we wont know, unless we ask.
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