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Old 07-12-2011, 06:32 PM   #1
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HA! Durrrrrrr! This is hysterical!

Jackhammer told me when we first got together:

"Dear, it goes OVER like a waterfall. Always remember that!" *snort*
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Somewhere over the rainbow
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Over and if you switch it on me...
I will hide the toilet paper and you can figure it all out on your own!
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As long as I have some I dont care,that being said,cats arent the only critter that plays with the tp..my fur kid puppy Rowdy has a blast with it if she gets hold of anything made of paper..esp tp.She is two years old and still dose it.
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Definitely OVER! And yes, I will change it at other places too!


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DERAIL ALERT my humble appology ahead of time


Durrrrrrr i just want you to know that that bug you have in your sig line? My son just walked past the computer and smacked the H out of my screen.

I've stopped myself from doing that a time or two and i'm sure this is not the first you have heard of this.

Ok... on with the toilet paper debate.
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HA! Durrrrrrr! This is hysterical!

Jackhammer told me when we first got together:

"Dear, it goes OVER like a waterfall. Always remember that!" *snort*


See! This is why I love Jack. She just knows things.
OVER OVER OVER Dear GODS OVER!

Oiler hit my stuff about it for sure. ICK
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Mines not even on a toilet paper roll holder thing...just sits on the back of the tank.

I don't really care either way. I don't even notice if it's over or under or on the tank/bathroom counter at someone else's house. Like Ebon said, as long as it wipes my ass, I'm good.
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Start to weep, then say goodbye
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It's over It's over It's over It's over
Oh my goodness, and this entire time I really did not think you cared if the roll was over or under...

Personally speaking, forget over and under-- let's focus on
REPLACING THE ROLL IF YOU TAKE THE LAST SQUARE...



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Now are we going to do the "middle" or the "bottom" toothpaste tube squeeze thing?
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Over of course.

But, if it is under i won't freak.

I WILL freak if i reach for it and there isn't any.

Now that will get you a free ride to the couch. Pillow and blanket may or may not be provided.



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Over, and yes I will change someone's if I am using their loo and it's under lol
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I used to be married to an architect who also took professional architectural photographs. He said "under" because that way you can see the shape of the roll. It's an esthetic thing. If there was TP in a photo that was over, he'd change it to under.

Me? I don't even notice.

And I thought this thread was about something else.
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I used to be an OVER kinda gal. Then I realized that if it was UNDER, the couldn't unroll it with their little paws and race around the house with it in their little mouths. So I changed. Toilet paper is expensive yanno!
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I used to be married to an architect who also took professional architectural photographs. He said "under" because that way you can see the shape of the roll. It's an esthetic thing. If there was TP in a photo that was over, he'd change it to under.

Me? I don't even notice.

And I thought this thread was about something else.
As soon as I saw the poll i thought "TOILET PAPER!"

another derail; i used to be euphemistic about TP and refer to it as "tissue"- until I got sick one time and my GF had to go grocery shopping with the list i made and got kleenex instead.
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No matter how you hang your TP- close the damn door to the bathroom when not in use...... beware of kids and critters just loving to pull on that roll and decorate the house!!

LOL, my first thoughts about the subject of the thread was not it being about toilet paper. Whew, I'm not that old!
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HA! and that is what I told Wimsi
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