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| Fold it neatly |
   
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29 | 25.22% |
| Wad/Crumple/Scrunch |
  
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34 | 29.57% |
| Wrap it around your hand |
  
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18 | 15.65% |
| Prefer Baby Wipes over toilet paper |
  
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6 | 5.22% |
| Make Origami out of it |
  
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5 | 4.35% |
| Use exactly one square to save the environment |
  
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0 | 0% |
| It doesn't matter because I use so much I plug the toilet every time |
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2 | 1.74% |
| Forget it - You prefer to drip-dry! |
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1 | 0.87% |
| Toilet paper is for weaklings, give me the tree bark! |
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3 | 2.61% |
| I refuse to talk about this! |
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17 | 14.78% |
| Voters: 115. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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08-02-2011, 08:56 PM
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Wadder - Folder - Crumpler!
Dixieboo wants to know all of your bathroom habits. *snort*
Here's a poll!
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08-02-2011, 08:59 PM
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Nah, I just like polls. Not so much on the bathroom habits. *chuckle*
I guess I'm more of a crumpler/scruncher/wadder type. Folding takes too darn long...lol |
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08-02-2011, 08:59 PM
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LMAO! I was wondering who was gonna start this...
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08-02-2011, 09:28 PM
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This one had me crackin' up.
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08-02-2011, 09:32 PM
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Save money and landfills, a bidet is the answer!
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08-02-2011, 09:35 PM
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I'm cracking up over whoever picked "tree bark"...lol
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08-02-2011, 09:38 PM
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had a bidet at one time...i just felt dirty AND wet....im a folder--easier to control.
.gif "Say What?") <--knows this face belongs elsewhere,but just feels right at this momentwhy does Dixieboo care how others wipe their ass? i mean i have wondered A LOT of things,but i have to say this was NOT one of them! |
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Always a folder here. A neat n tidy folder...
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08-02-2011, 09:59 PM
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I too had a bidet one time. Apparently it was for the cats to fight over so they could sit next to whoever happened to be on the toilet and stare at them so's they COULDN'T do what they were there for.
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I'm a folder, takes a couple seconds and I'm done :P
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08-03-2011, 05:51 AM
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Crumpler.
I would suggest that folding uses more toilet paper...you have to use a lot if you don't want the wetness to soak through onto your hand. <---taking this discussion very seriously 
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08-03-2011, 06:07 AM
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Both...folded for wet stuff, scrumpled for solid stuff.
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08-03-2011, 07:34 AM
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See, I can't crumple on the off-chance that the tiniest space might be left uncovered and my hand my bust through.
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Since O/our budget won't stretch to TP, I just drip dry.
When it comes to #2, B. makes me do it on the rhubarb (no expensive bags of fertilizer here) then wipe using the leaves. I'm being serious. Not  Words |
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now im gonna have to put this to the test because it seems it would be the opposite to me...but regardless of outcome(of test not waste) i will still fold--i just like to test theories
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I'm a wrap it around your hand-er to start it off. I don't know why exactly, because then i take it and fold it up and then i'm still not done, because at that point, i crumple and wad it.
Why do i do these things. See how this site makes you "dig" deep into your inner compartments and really rationalize your true self? I had no idea i took so much time for this one simple thing. No wonder my partners are always waiting outside the door with their legs crossed. I guess i'm an over achiever toilet paper princess.
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